Joseph? Are you Alive?

08-13-2004 Joseph? Are you Alive?

After being kidnapped by enorym, the mighty Joseph had to face the wrath of hurricane Charley. After some initial play-by-play reporting, contact was lost with the former TJ Hooker TV series star, current condition unknown. This photo was taken shortly before contact was lost. The evidence of a close hurricane combined with the lack of vodka does not lend itself to a high survivability rate, but our hopes are with the Joseph and his wife Lavonne. If anyone is near the left turn lane in Whorelando, FL and happen to see the toll booth in tact, please contact this concerned friend. WE LOVE YOU JOSEPH!

User Comments for 08-13-2004:

We have a couple trees down but initial sightings found that they did not hit the house. Lets see it in the light. It was an amazing experience. I went to my work and rode it out. The roads were a disaster. Trees down everywhere and with all the leaves blown off the trees the roads looked like grass lawns. I stepped out into the wind and it was MIGHTY. I will be spending the electricityless weekend removing trees...somehow :( Pray for us. We are safe tho.
tim

Here's an update: I still have no power, now I have no water due to a water pipe burst. Gonna go to a hotel today around noonish. No telling when the power will be back. Lot of clean up crews have come to help. Some from other states. Gotta go now.
tim

Glad you got lucky TJ, but then we all know you're protected by the great turn lane. Find out how the moon hut held up, I can't bear the thought of it being gone.
AtomicInternet

I hope you took some pictures TJ
Stavos

YEAH! YOU survived the hurricane! YAY!!! I was worried although I knew you'd be fine. You are like he-man without the sword. Or optimus prime (well, with the matrix, but that's a different story) .. glad you're well.
bort vests

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