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My yearly trek to Florida concluded yesterday. This year I wanted people to think I was a rich snob so I rented a convertable Mustang to drive around in. We started the week at KSC where Melissa promptly got her head stuck in a rocket engine. She told me she wouldn't come out until I proposed, so I had to gave her a ring before her air ran out. That behind us, we went to visit JOSEPH who thoughtfully smashed the exit to his apartment complex so we could travel in and out without being traced by "the man." He and his wife Mrs. Lavonne Joseph joined us for Midevil Times, now a dinner tradition for my yearly trek. Later in the week we visited Universal Studios where Melissa was able to grab Shaggy's butt, a lifelong dream of hers. After some beach time, we decided to return to the Joseph's for some DVR and Bionicle entertainment. Later we went for some ice cream at Friendly's where Joseph began his daily domestic abuse against Lavonne, which proved to be quite entertaining. Our vacation over, we said Farewell to the Josephs and to sunny Florida. We'll miss you both.