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It's true, I proposed to my girlfriend near the Saturn V rocket at Kennedy Space Center. Even though a total of four people on the planet knew, she still had enough monitoring devices planted throughout the country to pickup on the plan. The day of the proposal I made a fatal mistake and transferred the ring between bags in plain sight. Her laser vision immediately locked onto the box and concluded a proposal was imminent. Unaware of my slipup, we proceeded to the space center where I dragged her out of a gift shop to propose. Fortunately she had not calculated the exact time and place of the proposal so it was a moderate surprise but expected. Despite the slipup, she was still very pleased.