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As you can see from the Gnome Cam, it snowed almost 2 feet last night and this morning. Apparently Butt the Gnome was not happy about being outside during the recent storm and is currently on strike. The strike involves sitting on my porch holding a sign, as opposed to just sitting on my porch. To be fair, the fact that he's nailed to the porch probably limits the actions he can take, and although I'm not in any way inclined to take him off my porch, I decided to look up the www.freethegnomes.com web site referenced on his sign. After reading about the organization, I have a strong feeling they had something to do with the disappearance of Myrone the Gnome. While not as militant as the Gnome Liberation Front, I don't think they would hold themselves above kidnapping for political purposes. I for one am not backing down. Gnomes have a genetic predisposition to be decorative and using them for any other purpose is sick and perverted.