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Last year I assembled a giant inflatable snowman to try and become the most obnoxious person on my block. Since this had no noticeable effect on my neighbors, I decided to expand my arsenel of decorations to a row of lighted candy canes. Melissa donated roof lights and an elf ladder to bring us up a level. I'm quite satisfied with the results, and my neighbors continue to wave and smile, so next year I'll have to get a family of inflatables and block the sidewalk with them. We also put up our big and small christmas trees. Once again, the remaining gnome approved.