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An exciting new development in the investigation into Myrone the Gnome's disapperance! Using the JWEC4000 computer, I was able to interpolate between the 12:05pm and 12:10pm images from the day of the kidnapping. What I found was astonishing! What has been estimated as 12:07pm, we can clearly see Nukie^TM from the movie "Nukie!©^TM" stealing Myrone during his regular escapes from stock footage NASA engineers. I can only assume the failure of his movie, and subsequent lack of action figures made him jealous of the Gnome mega star, and the kidnapping was simply a crime of passion. I have enlisted the help of Tiko and Toki along with the talking monkey to track down Nukie^TM before his river of snot suffocates Myrone.