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With no Kinect extension cord in sight for my new Xbox One, it was time to take drastic action and order a mini-entertainment center. This involved rewiring my entire sound system, and purchasing a 50ft HDMI cable of questionable quality. Fortunately Lila was more than willing to help me with the entertainment center assembly, and actually lined up the screws helped with the fasteners. I made sure to savor each moment as I'm sure it's only a few more years before she's utterly bored with helping me, preferring instead to talk exclusively to her comm implant. The end result was not as impressive as I had imagined, but much better than stringing the Xbox and Kinect in a line from the projection screen.