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The longstanding gift one-upping between Myrn and I left off with my gift of Battlefield 4 for X360, sealing his addiction to the series and securing another squadmate in my colossal time wasting shooter. Interpreting my gift as something other than self-serving, Myrn decided to ship me some fancy Mizuno running shoes and warned me a ninja would jump out and kill me if I tried to wear them in the snow. I decided to call his bluff and sure enough, a ninja jumped out and killed me when I wore them in the snow.