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My annual health checkup was today, and amazingly I passed 4/6 screening components to get the full discount. This was after 3 weeks of a 75-80% Soylent diet, which lowered my cholesterol to the lowest point I've seen, but seems to have jacked up my triglycerides and sent my HDL into the toilet. I'm not sure if these numbers are overall better or worse than my last screening, but I know I need to eat more fish pills and less sugar.

Metric	Level	Dead
Cholest:	207	> 240
HDL:	20	< 40
LDL:	114	> 160
Trigyl:	361	> 200
TC/HDL:	10.2	> 5.0
Gluc:	81	> 100
Waist:	38	> 40
Press:	118/78	> 130/85