Now that Lucy demonstrated she will not be suffering from SIDS or spontaneously combusting any time soon, Lisa deemed it safe for visitors and Holly was
finally able to see Lucy. It was good practice for the soon-to-be mom, and I was able to
scare her with several stories highlighting poop and throwup. Up next was Senator Kelley and wife
who are both closet Mountain Dew addicts, completely clearing me out of all traces of the beverage. On Facebook the Senator claims he's off it completely, which only means
he consumes that much more in the safety and privacy of my house. There was much trampolining and shenanigans as tends to happen after consuming large quantities of the Dew.
Finally the Schmieders stopped by and James quickly learned that tossing Lila in the air once really meant tossing
her up in the air 100 times before she got bored with it. Lisa was determined to spend the night watching TV until the capital idea of a bonfire was raised and executed. With all toddlers,
infants and assocaites surviving the night without any burn incidents I can confidently claim all visits were a complete success.
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