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With the end of summer fast approaching, I decided it was time to use one of Lisas friends for their pool membership. I promise myself a trip to the beach at least once a summer, and since it looks like I won't be able to keep that promise this year, I can pretend this counted. Upon entering the pool, I was in shock after learning it featured a diving board. I was convinced they had all gone extinct with our great litigious society forcing them out of all insurance plans. I confirmed with the lifeguard that flips and dives were in fact allowed, and proceeded to fill my stomach with burgers and hot dogs. Once I was full enough to guarantee stomach problems, I did my first diving board flip in at least 10 years. Lila was highly entertained, so I proceeded to do 2 more before landing one square on my back, resulting in some pool-wide entertainment. Undeterred, I continued with cannonballs and dives, before returning for a few more flips. Lila became bored quickly, so we moved to a game where she threw diving rings and laughed while I scrambled after them and put them back on her head.