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Way back in 2004, I went to get measured for a wedding. While I thought I posted my measurements again for another wedding, I can't seem to find any others. It's probably for the best, as it would only further prove how fat I've become. My latest measurements are:

Coat	Size: 48 R	Over Arm: 52	Under Arm: 38
Trousers	Waist: 38	Outseam: 44.5
Shirt	Neck: 16.5	Sleeve: 37
Shoes	Size 13 D