After learning about free bikes provided by my work, I went full hipster and decided to expand my lunching locations accordingly.
On a return trip, the Free Press was taking photos and captured my soul in an article.
The next day I was inundated with autograph and photo requests. Finally my moment of fame had come, and it was glorious. Not really though, because nobody reads newspapers anymore.
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Urghhh hippie Senator Kelley |