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At 2:07pm today, Magic Windows arrived at my house to replace the window which has had a broken seal since I moved in. The resulting cloudiness between panes finally angered Lisa into demanding I pay $1,200 for a new window. The Senator of course knew I was going to pay this amount all along, but decided to wait until today before revealing a free method to simplay remove the moisture and clean the window. This would have pleased Lisa equally for significantly less than I'm currently flushing down the toilet on a house I plan to abandon.