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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 06-20-2013 The Senator Visits Detroit View Webcam for 06-20-2013 1 COMMENT
With Senator Kelley not having worked downtown Detroit for several years, he was growing tiresome of the Ann Arbor hippies. It was decided some training would be scheduled in Detroit, and he jumped on the opportunity to visit. Wonder and amazement greeted him at every turn. The pandhandlers and hipsters did not disappoint, it was the exact opposite of the Ann Arbor he had grown to know and love. Sadly, his Craftmine boyfriend Marco was out, but he was able to enjoy his smell and sit in his seat. The nemesis was also given a surprise, and nervously endured the visit. There was much debate on the topic of leading and fonting, but sadly no physical violence. Filled with the wonder of a coffee robot, the Senator returned to the safety of not Detroit, only to dream of the adventures he had in the soon to be bankrupt metropolis.
User Comments for 06-20-2013:
I was disappointed that I didn't experience any muggings or gun shots... I didn't feel like I was interacting with the city enough.
Senator Kelley

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