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Despite my very specific request that Lisa only allow Y chromosone carriers into her eggs, once again I am having a daughter. Clearly she does not want me to have a son, knowing I will love whatever comes out of her vagina unconditionally. I can already see my life 16 years from now, with 16 and 18 year old daugters. Hopefully by then we live in a police state and I'll be able to monitor every minute of their lives, sending a jolt of electricity to their communication implants when they get close to a boy.