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Our beloved snowman died today @ 1:29pm, at least technically. His head fell off a few days ago, but today the whole torso finally became disembodied. Lila noted the various stages of melting with noted interest, suggesting she's destined to become a famous (and rich) surgeon. I now plan to push her into that career for my own personal gain and disregard her feelings completely.