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My first NAIAS without the Senator since 2006 was focused entirely on Lila. Her initial shock from the crowd and lights wore off quickly, and she was more than accomodating with me placing her in inappropriate and irresponsible places. Eventually, I made the mistake of letting her linger in the back of a pickup truck longer than I should have and she got comfortable. Moving on involved an extended tantrum that was only quelled by introducing her to the Fiat display where the cars were just her size. After she fell in love with a green couch occupied by a creepy sleeping teen, another tantrum convinced me it was time to go, but not before using her siren wail to beeline for the basement. There I found the disappointing Focus ST Shelby variant, which had no performance changes whatsoever.