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The ups and downs of the giant snowman have been well documented this past week, but it seems todays wind finally scored a victory I'm too lazy to rectify. After inspecting the webcam footage, the southwest mooring line looks to have de-anchored, which created the initial instability. Shortly afterwards, we can assume the northwest line buckled as well, eliminating all counter to the westerly winds. The Snowman then wanders east, until the remaining lines keep him flapping like a fish for freedom before I told Lisa to put it out of it's misery and unplug it. Hopefully there is no permanent damange and it can rise again for it's 11th year of terror.