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With a sudden rush of subscriptions to my pointless Youtube channel, I decided to investigate what the big attraction was. Turns out, this video managed to get listed high up in related videos of a few popular RC car clips. Now an internet millionaire, I'm on track to retire in the year 3752 if views remain constant and inflation stays flat. I can only assume people watch beyond the first 5 minutes because it stars two women, which is likely a rare combination with RC cars.