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Joseph decided to visit Michigan this week and tradition dictates we must meet at Box Bar at least once during his stay. The plowmans lunch order went through to start things off, followed by making my baby pretty. I also made sure to bring my Windows Phone collection as Joseph is the only other person on the planet with the same mobile OS as me. I have to make sure he feels special to prevent him switching back to one of the more popular choices. After the food came we all agreed Lisa is a jerk for not letting me move to Florida, and that she should feel bad for keeping us apart. We then made secret plans where I would produce a clone to keep Lisa company and move down anyway, making it technically a business dinner.