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At lunch today I was greeted by hot laps in an F1 car being offered for what I presumed was a promotional event related to the Detroit Grand Prix going on at Belle Isle this week. I thought nothing more of it until Senator Kelley applied the necessary enhancements to find the real truth. It was yet another Chip Foose starstruck glamor love-in, as most unexplained gatherings are. How he managed to conceal himself so well is a mystery to me, but if I wasn't so ignorant of his status I might have had a better chance of spotting him.