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Way back in March, I bought Resident Evil: Operation Racoon City pulled in by the 4 player co-op campaign. I quickly learned 4 player co-op is worthless without any friends, and the game gathered dust until a few days ago when Tigerbomb took pity on me and picked up a discounted copy (discounted because the game is horrible). The crappy gameplay and objective guessing game made for some great fun bashing the game. Clearly Capcom threw this out to tide over RE fans waiting for RE6 with a few tidbits of Resident Evil universe, but not enough that you won't buy RE6 when it comes out. Eventually we got stuck in a clown-car scene we were supposed to just run past, but didn't realize we had to run past it for at least an hour. It was during this time Tigerbomb uttered the best line of the night, while being attacked in an alleyway I offered assistance and he replied "it's a hentai rape fest in here, don't bother. There's tentacles everywhere" after which I laughed so hard I died (in game).