Health Screen Fail

04-10-2012 Health Screen Fail

Today was my health screening at work, and while it feels a bit intrusive I can't help but agree us fatties should pay more since we're higher risk. That said, I failed every single metric save Glucose, which means my excessive Mountain Dew must be working. Since I'm already technically dead, I can only assume I have superpowers keeping me alive and vow to change nothing about my eating habits.

Metric	Level	Dead
Cholest:	246	> 240
HDL:	23	< 40
LDL:	171	> 160
Trigyl:	258	> 200
TC/HDL:	10.7	> 5.0
BMI:	26	> 25

User Comments for 04-10-2012:

As of 7/12/2012 it's now Chol 216 HDL 27 LDL 141 Trig 241
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