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After Lisa complained about my lack of spontaneous flower deliveries (yes, spontaneous is defined as frequently for her) I decided to get a ridiculously large bear and chocolates, which TomTom promptly violated (the bear, not the chocolate). Post-violation, the bear was of course inherited by Lila, who is 1/3 the size and uses it primarily as a pillow. Hopefully this will cover my flower requirement for at least a week before I'm required to spontaneously deliver more.