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With the Senator birthing a baby soon, his fear of pending isolation has become strong enough to prompt an out-of-cycle LAN party in his honor. Aside from occuring in August, the other notable event is that every attendee brought an Xbox 360 and we successfully supported 8 simultaneous players of Battlefield: Bad Company 2. This means the upcoming November LAN, which will of course be Battlefield 3 centered, can potentially take place on PC or Xbox. As I'm sure most of us will own copies on both systems it will be a tossup. The epic neighbor battle royale did not materialize, as the Senators neighbor and Robbie were not confrontational enough. Excelcier was disappointingly devoid of belches this time around, and the Morlock only made a brief teaser appearance. The 32" LCD Televisions also showed their toll on my electric consumption but made for an interesting size competition that allowed for several sexual innuendos.