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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-08-2011 Baptism Time View Webcam for 05-08-2011 2 COMMENTS
Lila was baptized today by her grandfather, and for once I did not burst into flame upon entering the church. I can only assume Lisa made some deal for me before entering, or wearing a full suit successfully camoflauged me. Either way she is now saved, so she'll be with her mother after the rapture. That means I can dedicate 100% of my time to post-rapture Xbox until the end of days.
User Comments for 05-08-2011:
I really figured by now you'd have 100k. Alas, as of typing, you're only at 98,661. Weak.
MorlockPrime
I still think a virtual presence via webcam is enough to qualify for Godparents. But we'll be happy with iParents which allows webcams.
Stavos

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