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After being assigned babysitting duties by the woman today, Lila and I were on our own. She immediately demanded I play Xbox for several hours followed by a trip to Burger King. Being a good father, I obliged on both accounts but drew the line when she asked to drive. I assured her she would inherit the Cougar just as soon as her feet could reach the pedals. Not satisfied, she tried a series of pulleys to work the pedals but finally conceded it just wasn't time yet.