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After recovering from the death flu, my vehicle abuse urge was becoming unbearable. I quenched the desire with some snowtastic donuts in a nearby abandoned parking lot. You'll noticed some unrelated photos before the mother load on account of being too lazy to separate them, they are equally enjoyable to caption. Payback was swift, in the form of home defilement courtesy of Lisa who uses the superbowl as an excuse to beat and demasculate me by reminding me how much of a girl I am for not watching men toss a ball around in tight pants. I took my punishment and shoved mini bbq weiners in my mouth to try and show her I wasn't gay.