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Having missed the annual pilgramiage to NAIAS last year due to Lisas illness, I was determined to attend this year. Of particular importance was the presence of the Ford Focus ST, my next vehicle purchase and object of masturbation until it's (and my) release next year. The senator was very accommodating, allowing me to pine over my dream car unhindered for almost an hour before I decided I could take a 30 minute break to see the rest of the show. After harassing some models (of the vehicular and female variety) we made our way downstairs and experienced our first ride in a Chevy Volt. The Senator fired 3.0Ghz questions at our 733Mhz driver resulting in a hard lock that left us without any answers, but a better understanding of silent transportation. Realizing my shakes were coming back, I returned to the Focus ST for another fix. This time a metro looking young man offered to take interior photos for me, but refused to let me sit inside despite a tempting offer of a blow job. Having exhausted all means of making physical contact with the car, I left defeated, but hopeful.