Snowtastic

01-11-2011 Snowtastic

Michigan finally got some of the famous 2011 snowstorm today, albeit only a fraction of what the east coast got. It was however; sufficient to anger the morlock and every Facebook friend I know that works in Detroit. While they were stuck in traffic I was home happily snowblowing mine and my neighbors driveway to the tune of "Downtown" by Petula Clark. While I'm sure I'd quickly go homicidal if I had a long commute, it's good to enjoy the simple things while you can.

User Comments for 01-11-2011:

I'm going to light your house on fire and allow it's warmth to melt the snow on my driveway.
MorlockPrime

I second that!
Excelcier

I'll do my best to create a large fire. Perhaps then it will melt some of canada. Maybe it's not true what they say about canada just being ice under all the snow.
MorlockPrime

Did you notice he didn't mention anything about Canada, that's because no one cares.
Stavos

What's Canada?
MorlockPrime

Where's Canada?
Excelcier

Some people say it's south. Some say east. Others still say it's north. All we know for sure is it's fucked!
MorlockPrime

Yes, lots of sex happening there.
Excelcier

Well when you're Canadian, even your siblings are fair game.
MorlockPrime

Sorry.. you got that mixed up with the Southern interbreeding Nascar loving hicks.. denied
Excelcier

I'm sure there are Canadian Nascar fans. Making them twice as worse as Southern Nascar Fans.
MorlockPrime

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