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Earlier this year, I discovered Canadians stocked caffeine free Mountain Dew thanks to some obscure law about not adding caffeine to beverages invented before the full moon of azeroth was in bloom. This titillated me greatly, and Excelcier and I quickly setup a cross-border smuggling operation where I provided the caffeinated stuff in exchange for the decaf. Last week, he sent me this photo taken from a local Meijer. It seemed too good to be true. Did my illegal smuggling operation make PepsiCo reconsider it's Canada-only policy? With great expectations I visited my local store and after some frantic searching, found the holy grale. In the future, when everyone is getting brain replacements, I'll laugh and say "liver only thank you." I now fully expect no less than 25 comments referencing Canada in obscure ways.User Comments for 01-09-2011:
 | I didn't think it was possible to hate Canada anymore. Than I read this post and found out about the abomination that is Caffeine free Mountain Dew. I am sickened. MorlockPrime |
 | I am the champion. Excelcier |
| As always, I take one for the team.. lol
Would love to see a total protonic reversal with the Morlock or Stavros in a Canadian dominated forum getting their skulls fucked. I'd crack a beer (a Canadian beer) and giggle my mother f'in ass off! EH!? hahahaha... wseeeee Excelcier |
 | But what's the point of drinking Mtn Dew if there's no caffeine? Stavos |
| @Ron: I'd go on a Canadian dominated forum any-day, I would even make it fair by using small words, and placing random "A" in between words for comprehension. However due to the lack of technology in this "country" it would be impossible. I know you're catching up, you just got the yellow pages last year and i'm really happy for you guys, but at this rate we'll be dead by the time you get a BBS system up and running, I'm sure our grandkids will have a hoot battling it out on Compuserve. Stavos |
| Wait until Quantum Computer Services gets there. Then 10 years later they'll start calling it AOUL. Speaking of which, Ron I think I have a stack of CDs for you. You can sell them to all your friends once you guys get COM-PU-TER-S. Of course by that time you're great grand penguins will be having kids of their own. MorlockPrime |
 | Grail. The folks from Monty Python would be horrified by your American education. Duane |
| OMG.. random stray input from Duane! Excelcier |
| Ya Duane lost me. Stavos |
| Who the hell is Duane? MorlockPrime |
| Just a random guy. Excelcier |
| Are you sure he's a guy? MorlockPrime |
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