Morlock Rescue

01-06-2011 Morlock Rescue

While enjoying my morning evacuation, a Morlock contacted me with news of his machinery not co-operating. I knew the Eloi race was in some serious trouble, an unhappy Morlock means double the normal Eloi consumption. Determined to keep Eloi loss at it's minimum, I agreed to assist with the repair, which involved a jump start. The rescue was a success, although I theorize the underlying issue was old spark plugs. Happy again, the Morlock continued his trek to Morlock central: Detroit.

User Comments for 01-06-2011:

Nope.. should have let the traitorous foreign vehicle to it's certain doom. A sad day.. At least it was rescued by a great symbol of Amercan machinery.
Excelcier

I think Ron sabotaged it. Only if we could figure out how he got across the boarder and evade the impenetrable question: "what are you doing in the states?" but there's no way he could of got past.
Stavos

I suspect he came across the river. How you ask? Well, I also suspect that all Canadians are ducks. That answers that.
MorlockPrime

And what do ducks do? Well they float! And what else floats? Canadians... Therefore? Canadians are witches!
Stavos

Burn the witches!
Excelcier

Brad, get your motor oil out! We need a nice smelly burn!
MorlockPrime

EPA is coming!
Excelcier

Do they have a hot chicks room?
MorlockPrime

Yes, that's where the young chickens play in the sauna until they are slaughtered for KFC.
Excelcier

Silly Canadian. KFC isn't real chickens.
MorlockPrime

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