Gay Neighbors Gone?

08-19-2010 Gay Neighbors Gone?

It would appear that today could be a day for celebration in my neighborhood. The homosexual pedophiles that have lived in the house across the street from me may finally have run out of money and are being evicted. After wrecking the obnoxiously loud fox body Mustang, motorcycle, Taurus and Buick, and after DirecTV repossessed their dish they were left without transportation or entertainment resulting in 24/7 porch smoking. At least I'll have their hilarious antics to remember them by. I can only hope they'll both be gone, but even if just one leaves I'll be immensely happier.

User Comments for 08-19-2010:

That's a lot of cars they went through. I bet the gays didn't know you have to change the oil. Resulting in all the car purchases and lack of house money.
Stavos

In unrelated news, I saw Brad digging a couple graves in his backyard yesterday.
MorlockPrime

That explains his foot. One of them bit at his leg during the digging and he caught the gay which clearly he's allergic too.
Stavos

I'm not sure he's allergic to it, it seems to fit him (see what I did there?). Now Canadians on the other hand, we're all allergic to them.
MorlockPrime

And sailors... oops.. guess that includes Morlocks. :)
Excelcier

Okay who let all the seamen in here?
Stavos

The seamen do tend to gather on the poop deck across the street from Brad.
MorlockPrime

So technically the Morlock is across the street and a neighbor, and we all know Erin is a cover.... Just sayin...
Stavos

No you figured it out! Well it's true. So now I'm only 5 or 6 social levels above being Canadian...
MorlockPrime

Who's 2nd above the Canadian social lvl?
Stavos

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