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The alien wasp is back on the Gnomecam today. Having personally smeared the previous perpetrator, I've narrowed the possibilities down to two.
1. The smeared alien wasp simply re-assembled itself at a molecular level and is thus unkillable.
2. The webcam is emitting a frequency that attracts wasps like Tiger Woods to an orgy.
3. There is no third possibility; I just wanted to apologize for making such a dated Tiger Woods joke.
The only course of action is to continue killing the wasps until I've accepted the alien invasion or run out of horny wasps within earshot of the webcam.