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Upon returning from Cougarfest, I found my mailbox horizontal with no evidence to be found on the Gnomecam. Knowing the Morlock trained his dog to urinate on my yard; I concluded the acid pee from his crotch obsessed dog finally decomposed the wooden support to the point of collapse. That or the gay neighbors hit it during a recent drunken pedophile orgy.