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With the local Eloi population approaching dangerous levels, our resident Morlock invited us over for a BBQ to discuss the situation. Distracted by the "Imagine If" board game, the burgers were cooked and served before we got around to discussing possible solutions. Determined our neighborhood would not devolve back into random Morlock attacks, I suggested we start brainstorming selection criteria to which the Morlocks smiled and assured me the problem was solved and that I had helped. Baffled but full of Mountain Dew, I followed the Morlock as he attempted to start a fire; to which I threw my uncollected yard waste on, smothering it beyond any hope of burning. The night was completed by a few rounds of Rock Band and iPhone controlled Rovio action.