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After a visit to see Cleveland Jesus, I decided to take a day to recuperate. Recuperation began with a 3 hour picnic in the park where Lisa gradually reduced questions and complaints to one of the lowest levels I've ever seen. After the picnic, I began tearing apart the drum brakes on my Ranger only to discover the driver side had completely disintegrated due to a locked adjuster and lots of rust. Lisa, meanwhile, cut up the remainder of my chainsaw rage after she learned the alternative was assisting with the brake job. Satisfied I had absorbed enough sun, we finished the night with "The Men Who Stare at Goats" which was not as good as the book (of course).