Spring has Sprung!

03-07-2010 Spring has Sprung!

A sunny 55.9° day is all it takes for me to risk angering the Michigan weather gods and declare spring officially here. My 11 year old "summer" car, which most would now consider their clunker, is free of the barn and gathering the remaining salt dust from the roads to accelerate the rusting process. I credit the 4th straight day of sun for my bold defiance of this forsaken land, which will undoubtedly summon a freak snowstorm to trap my symbol of summer and crush my spirit in revenge. Until then I'm free, proud, and on my way to Sonic!

User Comments for 03-07-2010:

I'll buy that car for $2,999 no less! As long as it's never evaded cops that is.
Stavos

Even better, for free I'll drive the cougay off a cliff.
MorlockPrime

Sigh.. wish I was there taking mine out too. Pet mine for me next time you're in the garage. I haven't even seen the damn thing since October!!!!
Excelcier

Wait, ron's cougay is in brad's garage?!?!?! Stavos, get the blow torch and meet me on salisbury street!
MorlockPrime

Nice... yup, FYI news flash... it lives in Brad's garage every winter! I even resisted the urge to go hump it during the LAN party. haha Still trying to see each winter if mine and Brad's will procreate together. So far, no luck.. need better fertility lube.
Excelcier

Blow torch + Salisbury st+ cougar hibernating??? Sounds like a good old fashion BBQ to me! I'll bring the Sweet baby rays!
Stavos

Don't forget the marshmellows!
Excelcier

Oh how I miss riding in the coug. The supercharged trips to homedepot and meijers with you and getting pulled over.
enorym

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