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Last week Lisa lost her cruise ship virginity on Carnival Victory during the 2nd anniversary of our legally binding contract. The week long cruise included St. Thomas, Dominica, Barbados, St. Lucia, Antigua and St. Kitts. It was a magical mystery cruise of waterfalls, rain forests, beaches and monkeys; stuffing my face with food the entire time. Even though it wasn't a Disney cruise, we spotted Wall-E loading shipping containers in Barbados and a tree monster in Dominica. We also met Chris Rock and Kanye West while at the beach. Who knew celebrities were so accessible in the Caribbean. Our return trip was far more exciting than the cruise as a mad dash to the airport resulted in missing our flight by one minute and resulted in a $800 return flight that I thoroughly enjoyed paying.