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A comment on the Fallout 3 Road Trip from the Senator indicates his commenting days are behind him. Frustrated by the "myspacing" of this website by his wife, he's moved on to less popular sites. The tremendous amount of traffic and attention this website receives by the 4 regular visitors has lost him valuable street cred with bloggers everywhere. The change in opinion could not have come at a worse time, as the election is closer than ever and "sellouts" who support mainstream blogs are clearly not in tune with the elite internet voters. Having lost my #1 commenter, I'm taking a page from Myspace and sending regular emails about what you're missing, as well as adding "hot teens in your area" ads to all pages.