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BlogLisa and I decided to practice some Canoeing in preperation for the coming $5/gallon gas prices. It's a well known fact that Canoe's will replace cars when the time is right and it's a good idea to have the skill ready. Afterwards was
Joseph's Cinqo de Mayo party with ample amounts of cheap Mexican beer and "Daddy Yankee" music. Despite the fact that nobody knew the actual meaning of Cinqo de Mayo, we
still managed to have a great time.
About a week ago my co-workers became bored and decided to draw a face on the back of my bald head. Bored myself, I let the masterpiece take shape. You can
watch the transformation from a bald head with sunglasses to the intricate (and sexy) face it ultimately became. After showing it off at a local bar I went to Lisa's to discover the face was as temporary as her anger once it washed off.
Today I did some yardwork and remembered the
Stavos method of shrub removal, so I
copied his technique and it was as enjoyable as I had imagined. Plus my sister graduated! Congratulations Holly! Also had a
pretty good turnout at the Cougar meet on Saturday. Finally, Lisa is
looking at Condos.
After selling my
Suzuki Katana 600 last winter due to
frequent breakdowns and no-starts (despite my best efforts at cleaning every internal component on the bike) I decided it was again time to own a two-wheeled motorized form of transportation. Since I never tapped into the full potential of my 600 I decided to go cheap and get a 250 engine despite 90% of the people I associate with telling me 250 is nowhere near enough power. The
Kawasaki Ninja 250R retails for $2999 and from reviews is the only 250 considered "quick." I found a used 2004 model for $2200 and was expecting the bike to crawl along at semi-truck acceleration during the test drive. I was surprised to find it pulling pretty hard at 7,000RPM and higher, more than sufficient to get me ahead of any traffic around me. Having proven to myself it was enough power I bought it with cold hard cash.
My friend at work is obsessed with
Yacht Rock lately and I'm afraid I've caught his fever. The people who made this series have more time on their hands than me, and that makes me jealous, but the jealousy is quickly smothered with laughter. The one-liners per-episode count is higher than any other web video I've seen.
After
6 months of an engine-less
Cougar my friends and I got it
back in and ready to go Sunday, with a
successful startup today. By far the most involved automotive undertaking I've attempted yet, I could never have done it without the help of those involved, especially
Mark and Jason. The result is a brand new unbreakable transmission featuring a Quaife LSD and a bonus prize of new Koni/Eibach performance suspension. I won't realize the improvements until after the agonizing 500 mile clutch break-in period but the lower stance and smooth shifting already has me all warm and giddy. Naturally the entire event was well documented with a
removal timelapse and an
install timelapse combined to create the
ultimate video. Look for the DVD from
Stavos in stores soon.
While receiving medical care from Lisa lastnight, Morlock Prime calls to inform me that a beeping noise had interrupted his defecation. Fearing it was an exploding computer, he ran to the server room and found my water heater dripping water onto the floor, and the water detector complaining about it. Realizing my water heater had finally gone, I turned off the main supply valve, drained the tank, and went back to bed. Morlock Prime completed his defecation. This afternoon, after purchasing the most efficient water heater my local Home Depot had to offer, we began the
epic adventure of replacing my water heater.
Stavos,
Joseph and my Dad successfully removed the old unit and maneuvered the new one into place before realizing I suck horribly at
sweat welding. Consequently I could not get a water-tight seal for the life of me. However, after getting two estimates each over $200 to sweat weld for me I was sufficiently motivated to restock with better supplies and make a final go of it. So far my last attempt is holding water and hot water once again flows freely.
Having decided there isn't enough proof that I'm a hot brawny lad, I decided to fix my retaining wall in the front of my house. Dirt had pushed the wall out and I had to dig out and reseat all the cement blocks making up the wall. A difficult chore that actually spanned three days but I've made it appear to be one day of raw manpower using
animated gif magic! Enjoy!
Contrary to various reports, Gnomes did not take over the
forums today. My dream of conversing with an actual gnome continues to be unfulfilled. The culprit?
Stavos cruelly
altered the forums to make it appear as though gnome-banter was actively taking place when in fact there wasn't a single gnome involved. I apologize to all fellow gnome enthusiasts, and assure you he will be thrashed unmerciful. The forums have since been returned to their previous state and the april fools shenanigans have ceased.
Today
Joseph and Mrs. Joseph braved the
Michigan Monsoon (as coined by
Stavos) to show me their new baby, Zoe. My cat immediately
tried to eat her but Lavonne protected her with a ninjitsu move. All babies are entitled to the
billy bob pacifier and Zoe was no exception. It's just a great gift and the kids love it.
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