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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-16-2006 Crappy Airsoft Gun View Webcam for 02-16-2006 3 COMMENTS
Excited about this weekends Airsoft Event, and subject to the organizers obsession, I gave in and bought the Lorcin Well G3 SAS AEG airsoft rifle. The key feature to this gun is the 410fps firing speed: probably one of the fastest electric guns available, and of course all the TECH! Unfortunately, on arrival it was inoperable and had plastic pieces falling out of it. I promptly generated an RMA that will most likely take a month to complete, meaning I'm back to my 150fps for this weekend. I'm not worried though, nobody has nearly as much tech as my current model, and as has been proven in the past, tech = victory!
User Comments for 02-16-2006:
Can I bring my pellet gun? it's air powered. It may break the skin, but I'll snip from a tree high enough so the air guns can't reach me.
Stavos
I'll bring my potato gun and just blow up your guns!
Excelcier
I hate broken guns
Grumpy Smurf

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-13-2006 Terrorist Are After Me! View Webcam for 02-13-2006 7 COMMENTS
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User Comments for 02-13-2006:
Your a hit with Jihad! They must like the "Atomic" part for obvious reasons
Stavos
What the FUCK?!?!?!
Excelcier
the fbi is going to send a spy to your lan party
s
the fbi is going to send a spy to your lan party
saleen cougar
In Enlgish that whole thing translates into; "BUUUUUUuuurrrrrrrppp!"
Excelcier
WHoa! its Arbhope he invited you!
enorym
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enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-09-2006 Pointless Comment Spam View Webcam for 02-09-2006 3 COMMENTS
Back in April I got my first comment spam and decided to change my comment system to block certain characters from comments. I refuse to require a login for comments since at least 1 of the 5 people that post comments here are constantly under government surveilance (yes, they do wear an aluminum hat). The blocking system I wrote seemed to work extremely well, and comment spam instantly went to zero. Fast forward to today and while fixing MYRN's photo link in the last update I saw some very strange spam on a very old entry. Spam that apparently has no purpose whatsoever. You just can't fight something so meaningless, so today the spambot authors have won a small victory. The meaningless spam will remain, and serve to make it appear as though I'm more popular than I really am. Unfortunately it's usually broken English, so my popularity will appear to be strongest with Plymouth-Canton high school graduates.
User Comments for 02-09-2006:
LOL
Stavos
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Raymond Radon
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Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-08-2006 Buy This LCD Monitor View Webcam for 02-08-2006 6 COMMENTS
During my daily deal check on Sunday I ran across the Hanns-G HN199D on sale for $189 after a $70 rebate. I promised myself I'd make my move when I found a 19" LCD with a 16ms response time or less that had both Analog and DVI inputs. Well this one fits the bill, with an impressive 8ms response time (perfect for fast-moving images like gaming). After reading a ton of probably pre-selected reviews on TigerDirect I was convinced it wasn't a piece of crap and ordered it. Fast forward to today: I have it hooked up via DVI at the native 1280x1024 resolution and must say it looks sharp (not as gumpy looking as it seems from the photos). A quick game of FarCry at the native resolution proved the 8ms response time wasn't just made up. No blockiness or ghosting whatsoever. As for brightness I had to crank it down to 40% since the default 100% was blinding. I also noticed the change in brightness as you move your head around and get different angles, but it's only apparent on bright white screens (like this webpage) and not enough to complain about. I haven't used the speakers yet, but I'm guessing they work sufficient enough for LAN gaming. Obviously the primary reason I bought this was to bring my required monitor lugging weight down from 75lb to 10lb, and open up more desk space, both requirements it meets nicely. Well? What are you waiting for? Get out there and consume!
User Comments for 02-08-2006:
Sorry ive "got plasma"
enorym
ive also "got stang". atomicinternet.homeip.net/xtra/myrone/mustang/ Its the red one!
enorym
yet another shameless plug by MYRN!
Stavos
Seems like you've got one advantage because you've "got fuckyou"
enorym
huh???
Stavos
I think his stang caught the bird flu...
R1OT

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-07-2006 Der Anfang! View Webcam for 02-07-2006 4 COMMENTS
Und nochmal tausend Meilen voran Über den Laufsteg Auf dem ein Stern entsteht Der über dem Meer aufgeht
Vorbei an toten Galaxien Lassen wir uns treiben Wo man die Zeit vergisst Wo alles kälter ist
So, komm und warte nicht Dies ist der Anfang Komm und warte nicht Dies ist der Anfang
Und nochmal tausend Meilen von hier Sind wir wie Götter So strahlend schön Ein Phänomen Kein Wunder, dass uns niemand mehr glaubt: Wir sind vollkommen Wir sind ein Kunstprodukt Von dir verlangt und aufgebauscht
So, komm und warte nicht Dies ist der Anfang Triff die Entscheidung Dies ist der Anfang Von deinem Ende Ich bin es nicht Ich bin es nicht
Und nochmal tausend Fragen von dir Die nichts bedeuten Ich kann dich nicht mehr hören Willst du dich selbst zerstören?
Dann komm und warte nicht Dies ist der Anfang Triff die Entscheidung Dies ist der Anfang Von deinem Ende Ich bin es nicht Ich bin es nicht
Vielleicht sind tausend Meilen zu weit Über den Laufsteg Auf dem nichts heilig ist Und man sich selbst vergisst
Denn nochmal tausend Jahre von hier Fällt die Entscheidung Und es wird weitergehen... weitergehen... weitergehen...
User Comments for 02-07-2006:
Babelfish is your friend
Stavos
And again for thousand miles over the gangway on a star develops in front over the sea comes up Past at dead galaxies leaving we to float where one the time forgets itself where everything is colder So, come and do not wait this is the beginning come and do not wait this is the beginning And again thousand miles from here we are not like Gods like that radiating beautifully a phenomenon a miracle that nobody believes us more: We are perfectly we are an art product required and aufgebauscht of you So, come and do not wait this is the beginning make the decision this is the beginning of your end I are it not I are it not And again thousand questions of you the anything do not mean not to hear I can you any longer want you to destroy itself? Then come and do not wait this is the beginning make the decision this is the beginning of your end I are it not I are it not Perhaps thousand miles are not the too far over gangway on that anything are holy and one forget themselves Because again thousand years from here the decision and it fall will continue… to continue… to continue… Translated to mean... "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!"
Excelcier
Ich stark stimme nicht zu
Enorym
I think Brad joined the Scientology cult.... err relig... err yeah i mean cult
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-06-2006 Somebody Fix my Anemometer View Webcam for 02-06-2006 3 COMMENTS
Contrary to what the weather station may be reporting lately, my house has not been surrounded by a wind-proof bubble. Saturday night I noticed the lack of wind readings and filled my trusty super soaker with hot water in an attempt to unfreeze my anemometer. 12 shots and 3 loads later my arm was hurting from the intense pumping action (normally not a problem) so I was forced to let winter keep it's victory. I had hoped it would unfreeze on it's own but this has not happened. If you have access to a fire engine with an articulating ladder or power hose stop by for a few.
User Comments for 02-06-2006:
A ladder and a small torch may do the trick...
Excelcier
If that doesn't do the trick... I can bring my potato gun and just shoot the fucker off your roof!
Excelcier
I prefer the oil method. lub that bad boy up just like I do with my sled each year. A nice coat of motor oil goes a long way! Please keep an eye out for my upcoming book "1001 uses for used motor Oil" in store this march!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-31-2006 XBOX Mod Failure View Webcam for 01-31-2006 7 COMMENTS
I recently bought an *original* xbox off eBay (they're about $100 now) to act as a media center extender. I'm not cool enough or rich enough to get a 360 so this is the next best thing. Since the xbox is just a specialized PC I decided to get myself a mod chip to open up possibilities such as making it a web server or ftp box via linux. The mod chip replaces the system BIOS with a more friendly and flashable one. Unfortunately after 3 hours of trying to align the chip properly I declared my attempt with the spiderchip version a failure. It looks like later model xbox machines might have better luck with this chip, but the chip I got was either fried or I'm unable to perform basic electronic modifications. Oh well, it still makes a great media center extender. Now I can finally watch Knight Rider in my bedroom, where it was intended to be enjoyed.
User Comments for 01-31-2006:
Have one of you lackys err I mean Morlocks do it for you!
Stavos
You could just ask me to help you, numb-nuts...
Excelcier
but he now has s-video so hes livin large
saleen cougar
S-video is soooo much clearer.
R1OT
actually here's the food chain of cables: HDMI - Component - S-video - RCA - cups and string...
Stavos
S-Video is only marginally better. The only difference between it and an RCA is the chroma and luminence are separate. On most TV's, there is no noticable difference. It's still a crappy analog signal.
Excelcier
I'll take S-Video over RCA any day. It's got more pins, it has to be better. As for digital, I'm just not cool enough yet.
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-28-2006 My Slumlord Empire Grows View Webcam for 01-28-2006 7 COMMENTS
With Morlocks #1 and #2 located in the Beta house, I decided to populate the now empty Alpha house basement with one as well. Enter Morlock #3, a fellow C#.net developer from my work. This brings my empire to a total of 3 renters and one car storage fee. Unfortunately I'm not as big of a jerk as a good slumlord should be, so the total income from my empire is less than you'd think. To compensate, I call them Morlocks and laugh to myself. Why all the renters? I'll do anything for money, and that's a fact.
User Comments for 01-28-2006:
You have been promoted from Governor to Emperor Lloyd
Stavos
does he have a cougar?
saleen cougar
No... he's an "other" classified person
Excelcier
ohhhh
saleen cougar
The others are growing in numbers!
Stavos
Afraid to be alone! After breaking up with his fiance.
Anonymous
Bingo.
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-27-2006 Alpha House for Sale View Webcam for 01-27-2006 6 COMMENTS
Yes, the rumors are true, Alpha (my primary house) is up for sale. I know this brings with it alot of questions so I'm holding a news conference in my head for your benefit.
Q: Oh my god! Where are you going! Who'll laugh at all my jokes?!?
A: Relax, I'm not going anywhere for a good 2 years unless a mentally deranged millionaire is willing to pay my outrageous asking price. Since Michael Jackson is bankrupt, this isn't looking likely.
Q: Well why'd you put it on the market now?
A: My Beta house has been on sale for 1.5 years now with no luck (thanks to lower than average demand). I figure it might take me that long to sell my current one as well (at a decent profit) so I figured I'd start offering to the nutcases who might buy. More opportunity for one to find me. Plus if someone is insane enough to buy it for this price, I'll bank the profit and live in an apartment until I figure out what I want to do.
Q: So you might be moving, but probably not?
A: If I sell my house at this price I'll have a profit of $50,000. If someone offered you $50,000 on the street to move out of your house would you accept? Also, what is the likelyhood that someone would make this offer? Next question please.
Q: I have tech!
A: While not really a question, I'll respond by saying you will be a formidable opponent at the next event.
Q: Myrn!
A: Also not a question, but yes, Myrn!
Q: What about the Morlocks?
A: Beta (current Morlock house) will most likely never sell at anything close to a reasonable price, and very likely not before they move on to bigger and better things (Te-has). Look for another conference regarding just the Morlocks in the near future.
Q: Who's even reading this anyways?
A: Not many, but I'm burned out on my 10hrs/day project at work and needed a break.
Q: Seriously, pink 5 inch heels? Girltalk? WTF?
A: The shoes were purchased for me as a dare, the girltalk game was a joke aimed at some coworkers. I have not detected a change in my desire to be female (aside from the obvious benefits) but I'll keep you updated on that front as well. How did this get so off topic?
Q: Pants!
A: Yes.
User Comments for 01-27-2006:
I'll buy your house! I told you I would once you put it up on the market. Now give me a huge friend discount! muhahahh
Stavos
Where are the pictures of you in the 5 inch heels?
tim
I say everyone from MC-NECO gives $20k and it'll be our clubhouse!
Excelcier
im down for that
saleen cougar
$20k in Atomicbucks? Because that can be arranged...
Stavos
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Enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-21-2006 PCWORLD Likes Snappy View Webcam for 01-21-2006 1 COMMENT
While checking my referrer logs I noticed a popular referral link that was not referral spam. PCWORLD did an article on December 24th ranking the 50 greatest gadgets of the last 50 years and Snappy ranked #39. Originally sold for $400 you can now find them for under $10 on eBay and in my opinion they are still the best bang for the buck for video capturing. I've used mine to power my GnomeCam for over 4 years now. Naturally my obsession with Snappy turned into a popular support page that now ranks first on Google. The editor most likely included my site in their review because of the ranking, but I prefer to believe it's the in-depth analysis and hard-hitting support options available on such a sophisticated web page. Now go buy yourself a Snappy!
User Comments for 01-21-2006:
Thats sweet as hell. Oh and i'm a Snappy user... (looks around)
Stavos

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