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More and more new hires at the place I work are sporting a "faux-hawk," a term given to me by a co-worker. He explained it to me after my look of confusion but instead of explaining it here I'll just link to a definition. I thought it was a joke at first but after a google search I learned it passes as a legitimate name for a hairsyle. Ever since bell-bottoms (faux bottoms?) exploded on my college campus without warning in the late 90's I've felt out of touch with trends, so I'm sure this style has been around for awhile and I'm only now catching a whiff of it. Unfortunately I can't strive to keep up with this trend (thus falling from the elite social status I once held) due to my lack of hair down the center of my scalp. All I can do is hope for the reverse fauxhawk© to catch on soon. Yeah, that's a © you see which means I have marketing rights to this one so BACKOFF
User Comments for 01-05-2006:
Ya know, if ya think about it, that's what my hair would be considered. :P I normally have the sides shaved pretty low (a 1 or a 2 blade), and then the top is left long enuff to slick back, but since its feathered I can wear it w/o any gel/etc. (yeah, yeah, I think a lot about my hair, hehe...) E1
E1
Nothing can out perform the Mullet, it's the king of hairdoos
Stavos
The guy who sits next to me has one "faux hawk"
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-01-2006 Happy New Year View Webcam for 01-01-2006 8 COMMENTS
Lastnights new years party was a blast. A shooting range, foozball, air hockey, nintendo, fireworks and liquor kept everyone entertained. No vomiting of any kind this year and I still wound up with more liquor than when we started. A full 24 hours after the party the last partygoer left at 8:00pm tonight with a virus-free computer. Thanks to everyone that came, hope you all had fun.
User Comments for 01-01-2006:
Looks like a blast! From the pics, I knew practically everyone there too! Too bad I couldn't be in 2 places at once. We also had our traditional Windsor bash group doing our New Years party. The R rated pics are at http://puckpuck.com/showgallery.aspx?id=64&type=1&cols=4
Excelcier
I'd give it a pg-13 rating. Looks like a blast to bad it was in canada...
R1OT
Damn, I forgot my liquor at yer house, too... I'll have to stop by and pick that up!
E1
Sorry, Its gone! You should've stayed around for the table dancing!
Missy!
LOL... Sorry, just wasn't feeling the entire new years thing this year... Too much on my mind. =) I'll make up for it one nite at the bar, I'm sure!
E1
happy new year.
enorym
when are you going to upgrade to SuperNintendo NewYears parties?
Stavos
Left my liquor too... but i'll be sure to put it to good use at the LAN.
R1OT

Heading to lunch today, I passed an uncommon sight. A cop apparently hit someone then jumped the curb and landed in deep snow. The front end was pretty tore up despite the cop cattle guard. We lauged as we drove by and three of the four people in the car snapped a camera phone shot. Duanehad the best one, so here it is for your enjoyment:
Cop Accident
User Comments for 12-22-2005:
It's true.... Pigs can fly!
Stavos
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! SUCKER!!!!!!!!!
Excelcier
Oink, oink...brrrrrr....
Your Name
I want one of them...nice big RWD car shows signs of authority. Scares people makes them slow down or even stop in thier tracks. Doesnt look that threating when its on the back of a tow truck.
Enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-21-2005 MCE WebGuide View Webcam for 12-21-2005 6 COMMENTS
While talking with the Morlocks about their newfangled cable box, I decided to search around for remote scheduling for XP Media Center and found MCE WebGuide. It truely is a dream come true. The author took the time to make the interface mimic the MCE interface so it's easy for anyone familiar with MCE to use it. There's even a stripped down mobile version for scheduling from your phone. If you access it locally, you can also click a recorded program and play it on the computer. This could be done before through simple file sharing, but it's a much richer experience with the full interface. It requires turning on IIS and installing .NET 2.0 framework on the MCE machine, then making it accessible through your firewall if you want to schedule stuff from anywhere. Opening another port was not something I was looking forward to, but the convenience is worth the script kiddies. Oh yeah, it's free! (Although I donated, it's really that good).
User Comments for 12-21-2005:
Trying it tonight!
Stavos
You are a smart cookie!
tim
Since when did cookies become smart?
R1OT
Since Brad and Steve became cookies.
tim
C is for Cookies... and Cookies are for me!
Cookie Monster
Near..... Far!....... Near...... Far!........ Near!........Far!........
Grover

Digerati \dij-uh-RAH-tee\, plural noun:
Persons knowledgeable about computers and technology.
This came across on the word of the day today and I realized a good 75% of the people I associate with fall into this category. Apparently the word has been around for some time but I've only just now heard of it. I interpret the word to encompass geeks and nerds, but you aren't necessarily a geek or nerd if you are a digerati. Now that I'm armed with this new word expect me to overuse it immediately.
User Comments for 12-20-2005:
no matter what you do, say, or call me i'm still a geek at heart.
Stavos
I hate Digeratis
Grumpy Smurf
Who saw that coming?
Stavos
I cant belive you havent heard that word before
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-17-2005 Morlocks Occupy Beta View Webcam for 12-17-2005 12 COMMENTS
Today I assisted the Morlocks in their move from my basement to Beta (the house that will never sell). Due to lack of furniture, their cable modem is currently setup on a chair and the DVR is hooked up to a 12" TV, both perfect photo opportunities. After having them in my basement for over a month and a half, Missy and I will be going through Morlock withdrawal for awhile. Fortunately Ron has volunteered to visit from time to time and play Planetside in my basement to help us deal with this painful withdrawal.
User Comments for 12-17-2005:
I'm going to miss them too. I'll be sure to stop by and see them in the Beta house. Such good people.
Tim
So that means just one server again at the next LAN?
Brad's Server
Poor Brad loses he uber-geek excess status... I will definitely have to do a surprise drop-in on Beta site one of these eons.
Excelcier
it is a very nice house, and the basement is orange network cable city
fearthisescort
Thats just not your standard orange network cable. thats Space Shuttle orange network cable. que geek snorts = MAX
Stavos
Last nite Brad, Missy, and Mark stopped by to check out the house now that more stuff is inside. Yup, my big screen is now on the digital cable, and Brad proceeded to attempt to crash my DVR with repeated snatching of the remote. :P Tonite I will be setting up the initial network, just enough so that we can get on and play...you guessed it...Planetside. ;) Everyone is more than welcome to stop by and check out the house! And I'm sure now that we're closer we'll be seeing ya'll often!
Morlock #1
Brad and I are going to move the Beta house to the Farmington Hills area so we can be close to the Morlock's again!
Missy!
Morlock #1 would be E1?
R1OT
brad was trying to get the blue screen of death to come up
fearthisescort
You all confuse me...IM FUSTERATED!
enorym
Yup, I'm Morlock #1... Marcus is Morlock #2... =)
E1
I feel so left out...
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-15-2005 Yee Haw Sleddin' View Webcam for 12-15-2005 5 COMMENTS
Birth of a SnowmanTonight Stavos, Mark and I decided to secure a tow strap to my truck hitch and pull each other on an inflatable sled. What better way to enjoy the snow than risk death for the sake of entertainment. We rotated driver, cameraman and sledder for the better part of an hour until our faces went numb from the flying snow. Afterwards we did some good old fashioned donuts in a parking lot. There was so much snow today it knocked the Gnome Cam offline when some shrubs fell over and pulled the video cord out. It also disabled my anemometer until I was able to shoot it with my super soaker. Missy was very excited about the whole event, especially the botched "Brad died" attempt.
User Comments for 12-15-2005:
Now THIS is bloody histerical! DSC00355.jpg
Excelcier
dont forget running from the rent-a-cop
fearthisescort(mark)
Turkey! w00t
Stavos
I still love the "birth of a snowman" graphic... :P
E1
Damnit! I have to kill him again! fricken snowmen
Stavos

You probably won't get it unless you know at least one person in this photo. Many thanks to Stavos for this comedy jewel, I laughed for a good 30 minutes: Lloyd 911.
User Comments for 12-14-2005:
I don't get it.... =p
Stavos
I'm gonna shit myself laughing! Esecially your dad standing there with his coffee so "Status-Quo".. I think I have a new MOD idea for my Cougar to go with the rest of my police light show!! hehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheehhehehe
Excelcier
Just what ever you do dont bring it to the LAN
Brad's Server
Please stop with the bad language. My parents don't like it.
Johnny
WTF? what the hell? what bad language?
Stavos
OH WOW MY NEW BACKGROUND!
enorym
BUUURRP!
Excuse me
Ewww I can smell that.
NooB

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-13-2005 PlanetSide Spillover View Webcam for 12-13-2005 6 COMMENTS
Checking the Gnome Cam for this morning, it seems the Morlocks forgot to logout of PlanetSide lastnight and the game spilled over into my front yard. One of the players must have decided Missy's Trailblazer was a Lightning Tank and threw an EMP grenade at it. The grenade subseqently knocked out my camera while the player most likely discovered it was in fact a passenger truck and not an enemy vehicle. Stupid n00bs!
PlanetSide Attack
User Comments for 12-13-2005:
LMAO. best post ever!!!
Stavos
I'm waiting for Lloyd-911 to start....
Stavos
Ok, I'm kicking some butt!
Pissed off Missy
Damn those Morlocks!!
Brad's Server
You know B-RAD that we do shoot to kill so if you get tk'd SORRRRY ! LMAO
SUCRAM
Im not sure I quite understand...TOYOTA'S RULE!
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-09-2005 Morlocks Kill Snowman View Webcam for 12-09-2005 4 COMMENTS
I asked them to turn off the lights/snowman because I'm an electricity snob and Steve had the following to say:
Dead Snowman
User Comments for 12-09-2005:
Everyone has to have a hobby. Mine is going around shooting snowman
Stavos
Thats awful... I'm so sad. I loved that snow man.
tim
But he will arrise from the dead each day! How spoooky!
Excelcier
FICKIN SHEIST!
enorym

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