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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-06-2005 Blobby The Exterminator View Webcam for 12-06-2005 4 COMMENTS
Blobby The Exterminator You may have noticed the snow-blob monster in my yard take form a few days ago. I was at first puzzled by his appearance. Puzzled that is, until Stavos crossed me by taking my Snappy support traffic. He funneled a support request into his FTP site robbing me of a precious 320 kilobyte addition to my massive web stats. I was so furious that my rage was able to bring the snow-blob to life. Temporarily ambulatory (apparently for only 5 minutes) he immediately found and attacked Stavos leaving him with a new respect for frozen snow-blob monsters. I got an online apology within seconds, and an email from "Blobby The Exterminator" informing me Stavos "won't be a problem anymore." Naturally he's now for rent. $200 gets you a "clarity reinforcement" against a person of your choosing.
User Comments for 12-06-2005:
I hate "Clarity Reinforcement"
Grumpy Smurf
THE RED EYES!!!! it's so coldddddd
Stavos
Thats fricking halarious! The animation makes me laugh deep within my halariousness.
enorym
Now "thats Halarious"
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-05-2005 SATA RAID Attempt #2 View Webcam for 12-05-2005 4 COMMENTS
After almost 3 weeks of waiting since my last SATA RAID attempt, my replacement WD Raptor 74GB drive finally arrived. I wasted no time in setting up the SATA RAID and quickly ran the benchmark in case another drive decided to die. As you can see from the high tech animation my random read went from 14.9ms to 7.8ms and my average read went from 63MB/s to 114MB/s, both of which represent almost double performance. Not quite the 150MB/s I was hoping for, but definately a nice improvement. I then proceeded to do the fastest WinXP load of my life on the new RAID, requiring only 13 minutes from start to finish. Now even internet browsing seems faster and the drives are whisper quiet (I can only hear fans now). The true test of archive decompression comes soon, but so far the increase in speed is well worth the reduction from 240GB to 140GB. The extra 100GB was used for softcore porn anyways, and we all know hardcore is the only stuff worth keeping.
User Comments for 12-05-2005:
Cliff notes from the whole exp: Brad buys Raid, Raid fails, Brad sends Raid back, Brad waits, Brad decides to change sexual preference, Raid comes back, Brad officially becomes gay at 12:01am on 12/5/2005. Raid works
Stavos
It was closer to 11:43pm. I was in the closet most of the time in between.
AtomicInternet
The sex change was at 12:01am
tim
Just before Grumpy Smurf admitted he was gay and Brad jumped his bones.
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 12-02-2005 Rock Through The Window View Webcam for 12-02-2005 8 COMMENTS
Tonight at 10:30 while playing "Trivial Pursuit 90's Edition" with the Josephs I got a call from Denay who was apprehensive after visiting my Beta house to pickup some of her remaining things. She told me about a large hole in my front bay window and that she had quickly vacated the premesis after seeing it. With TJ Hooker and wife in supporting roles, Missy and I went to investigate and found the exit wound of the rock that actually bounced off the wall after breaking through a double-paned window and ripping through the solid blinds. Impressed with the required velocity I was convinced only a vehicle going 60mph down the road could have launched it into my window, however unlikely. After a 45 minute wait for Redfords finest the officer said he had 16 such cases in the last 2 weeks and that the rocks frequently did damage to the opposing wall. Apparently some bored kids were to blame. We promptly beat the crap out of the first curb squirrel we found and called it a night.
User Comments for 12-02-2005:
That sux man.... sorry about that. Next time I'll try to throw it at your neighbors house instead...
Excelcier
Patch it the good old Redford way, Duct tape and grocery bags.
Stavos
Sick part is I can visualize him doing that!
Excelcier
im sure the morlocks will come up with a good solution
fearthisescort
you know what I would say in this kind of situation...so I wont bother.
enorym
I hate rocks.
Grumpy Smurf
I hate Grumpy Smurf.
Smurfette
I hate smurfs
Gargamel

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-30-2005 Depeche Mode Concert View Webcam for 11-30-2005 8 COMMENTS
Am I metrosexual for liking Depeche Mode? The name means "fast fashion" but do I like them because I'm fashionable or because I strive to become fashionable? Only Jesus knows for sure, but I've been told my favorite songs by them are shallow and go nowhere so I suspect it's nothing quite as deep. I have concert tickets to them courtesy my super fiance who insisted on taking me tonight, and for that I am in her debt. The last Depeche Mode concert I attended with Lomar was a sound and light spectacular complete with emotional highs and lows equalled by no other (not even Moby). Also, in case you missed it I'm making a subtle suggestion though hyperlinking that Lomar is Jesus. Just in case you missed that subtle suggestion. In the hyperlinking.
User Comments for 11-30-2005:
I noticed that about Lomar but last I talked to him he wasn't Jesus.
tim
That's a cool coincidence.. I've known you a while now and never knew you liked them. I have listened to DM since the mid 80's and followed them faithfully until their "Songs of Faith and Devotion" album... trippy! I never went to any of their concerts though. I've always been a closet listener of theirs as their older music is a little...... "different" eg. "Hey you're such a pretty boy"... leaves you wondering! That's for sure.
Excelcier
and to tie everything together I like the "personal Jesus" song they sing it's 1 of my top ten
Stavos
I remember driving up I-5 in Orange County California when a DM song came on and Brad started telling me how deep they are and in what order from the deepest member of the band to the least deepest. It was an amazing moment
tim
Have you heard those remix CD's? I think the're great! I especially love the Cicada Mix of World In My Eyes on the Enjoy The Silence CD Single. I'm not a big DM fan, but I like the Volator album and the remixed songs.
Silvercup
I have 7 of their remix CDs
Excelcier
The stars in the sky, bring tears to my eyes, they are lighting my way tonight, and I havent felt so alive in years, the moon is shining in the sky, reminding me of so many other nights, but my eyes have been so red, ive been mistaken for dead, but not tonight. I remember singing this song with brad and tim in my basement. What a beautiful song after that we sung again...this song: here is the house where it all happens, those tender moments under this roof, body and soul come together, as we come closer together, and as it happens it happens here in this house.
enorym
Do you 3 need a little time alone together???
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-29-2005 Gnome Cam Bird Capture View Webcam for 11-29-2005 9 COMMENTS
Bird In Flight Flipping through the Gnome Cam captures for today I stopped at 4:30pm and saw what looks like a bird in mid swoop. The Morlocks aren't claiming any pranks so I have to assume it's a legitimate capture. What are the odds of snapping at that exact moment? Apparently not very high. I can only assume the bird was attempting to mate with my Gnome and probably got camera shy.
User Comments for 11-29-2005:
Time to guy buy a lottery ticket
stavos
Wow was I drunk! anyways I hacked into your server and photoshoped that bird on hahahahahahahahahahaah /myrone laugh
Stavos
Its possible birds swoop through there all the time and thats why you finally caught one.
tim
Tim you truely are a wise man, you belong on top of some kind of mountain with a really long white beard.
Stavos
And 15 commandments on 3 tablets... __smash__ oops.. make that 10 commandments on 2 tablets!
Excelcier
I hate facial hairs. I have to shave all the time.
tim
WTF thats perty good
enorym
History of the world part 1 rocks!
R1OT
You're the first to get that! yeah! "See a Viking funeral" "See.... Hilter on Ice" "See JJJEEEWWWWSSSS IIIINNNNN SSSSPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCEEEEE"
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-19-2005 Cougar Transmission Rebuild View Webcam for 11-19-2005 3 COMMENTS
Today I drove out to Leo's place to start taking apart my transmission I took out of my Cougar. After taking off the bell housing we noticed the magnet was completely covered in metal shavings. Definitely a sign that something was wrong. Once we had the entire transmission apart the problem was obvious: my differential was in very sad shape. I'm surprised it was still working at all after seeing the gear wear. 6 years of use, especially with 3 years of supercharged and autocross goodness can take it's toll. Fortunately the whole purpose of taking my tranny off was to put in a beefed up limited slip differential so the replacement part is on hand and ready to go. This one is designed to handle 500+ HP which I never plan to reach, but still get a warm fuzzy feeling inside knowing it can handle that much. The stock was designed for 170HP and put up with the 250HP my supercharger throws at it fairly well, but I could no longer stand the one-wheel-wonder that was my car. Soon I'll have two wheels to put the power down with and actually use most of the power I produce.
User Comments for 11-19-2005:
you must make it 500hp now. it's the american way to reach the limits of your rearend
Stavos
Is it possible to get 500hp out of that engine without NOS? I wish you the best of luck. I think my car comes standard with the limited slip differential.
tim
My car in 1986 came with a LSD STANDARD! Whaa whaa ITS CALLED AE86 aka hachi roku, trueno, apex, gts, gt, sprinter, corolla.
enorym

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-18-2005 SATA RAID Attempt #1 View Webcam for 11-18-2005 3 COMMENTS
After spotting a deal on NewEgg.com for $115 final price WD Raptor 74GB hard drives I was unable to resist my need to consume and bought two of them. They are the fastest non-SCSI (affordable) drives on the market, and when I pair them both I'll have a very fast 150GB storage system. Unfortunately one of the drives ran for less than 15 minutes before a cycle of tick-and-spin killed it. My dream of ultra-fast storage is temporarily on hold until the replacement arrives. Why do I need the speed you ask? I'm impatient, and hard drive is the biggest bottleneck on my system right now. Had I known the drive was going to die I would have benchmarked it immediatly to see if it's even worth it, but I did get a geek shot of my transfer from my old RAID to the new one (before it died).
User Comments for 11-18-2005:
Time to go SCSI if you're worried about speed
Stavos
I hate hard drives
Grumpy Smurf's Nemesis
you'll never be satisfied...
Brad's server

Eve Online As the first snow of winter falls, I find myself doing something I swore I never would: playing an MMORPG. I've been tempted before watching Brian play World of Warcraft but I could never justify the time and money required. It was all going according to plan until the Morlocks both got deep into Eve Online. Anytime I came downstairs they were both glued to their monitors uncommunicative. Given the choice of doing something productive or joining their obsession I quickly moved my computer downstairs after the promise of a free 15-day trial to get me good and hooked. In addition to us, 3 more people join via VOIP for a total of 6 that are now in the "corporation" that the Morlocks created. Fortunately the game is designed to allow some freedom, I can sign off for a few hours while I learn a skill, walk away for a few minutes while my cargo bay fills up with mining ore, or make dinner while my ship warps and jumps across the gigantic universe the game resides in. Hopefully I'll get tired of it before my 15 days are up, otherwise I'll slowly abandon all personal hygiene and turn white from lack of exposure. Oh wait, it's winter in Michigan that's going to happen anyways.
User Comments for 11-17-2005:
MMORPG's are up there with crack in the addiction lvl. No one knew I existed IRL (in real Life) for 6 months while I played Dark Age of Camelot. I interfered with my Women, Job, Friends, and family. And I only played 4 hours a day online and was still behind everyone else I'm now a RMMORPGA (Recovering Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game Addict.) for the n00bs. WARNING USE WITH (((CAUTION)))
Hi my name is Steve...
Thank goodness the adiction doesnt work well with dial up...lol
R1OT
Yeah, I'm staying a mile away from that addiction as well! Brad has been trying to talk me into it.
Excelcier
Worst part is you can login via the web and see you need to start a new skill training, or something along those lines, but you cannot do anything about it until you get home... Ooooh the dread! I lost out on 3 hours of valuable skill training time! But, next on the list is to get Brad into a free trial of PlanetSide. :D Nothing like a MMOFPS, fragging and capturing bases along the way! Wooo!
Morlock #1
Mr. Wagle is also hopelessly addicted to Eve. I almost decided to join before finding out the lack of a Mac client lead me to WoW instead. I found it is quite easy to stop playing MMORPG after having a kid. So that's one way to break the addiction.
brian
I suggest not playing it. I know someone who nearly lost their kids from playing Dark ages of camelot
tim
man you need to move to California...I havent played a computer game since I moved here.
Enorym
Do me a favor and get more car parts and a grage heater. You will stop playing stupid games very quickly.
enorym
The garage will be insulated soon and then the car lift will be installed! Brad is sure one luck guy!
M****!

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-15-2005 Awkward Running Man View Webcam for 11-15-2005 4 COMMENTS
Awkward Running Man I received this jewel of animation courtesy an X10 spam. I'm posting it here because it made me laugh, and also to see if they will try to sue me for copyright infringement. If they do, I plan to frame the subpoena along with a shot of him for future generations to enjoy. I'm sure somebody put alot of time into this but they could have turned the "stick up ass" knob down slightly. I think he would be perfect in a flash animation where he just floated around randomly to music, maybe with a forest background. Somebody get on that so I can start the next internet flash fad.
User Comments for 11-15-2005:
HALARIOUS!
enorym
I hate that animation.
Grumpy Smurf
Thats your typical 1999 MetaCreations Poser creation, and you were correct on the "stick up ass" which the option was called to make him walk that way in the program
Stavos
I think he's gay. Its a dainty walk.
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 11-12-2005 November LAN Party View Webcam for 11-12-2005 9 COMMENTS
Nov LAN
My November LAN party was today with 15 people in attendance and up to 12 playing at one time. By far the largest one yet. The Gnome Cam was directed inside @ 1:30pm to catch the action. We started off with some Quake IV which turned into a comedic bloodbath due to the small maps and high number of players. We then moved on to FarCry for a brief period followed by the classic Quake III CTF walking eyeball frenzy. A short game of StarCraft gave us a break from first person shooter which turned into a trip to the garage for more "stand in my engine bay" photo opportunities. We wrapped up with some serious FarCry CTF involving shouts of compass directions for incoming enemies and blatent camping by everyone except me (Everyone knows I'm not a camper). The sponsorship got us glow stuff, stickers and magazines which made for great mousepads and centercaps. The traditional blown circuit breaker happened early, and prompted a 4-breaker distribution network of power cords that held up well for the remainder of the event. I'm already looking forward to the upcoming Jan LAN where I can finally take out that @##$% sniper.
User Comments for 11-12-2005:
Hey!! There's an awesome panaramic photo! Thumbs up to our first successful Nvidia sponsored LAN party of the season... first of many hopefully! Thanks again for hosting it. You da man.
Excelcier
WTF! what lan party?
Stavos
shoot I missed it.
tim
it was a blast..cant wait for the next one.
Brad's Server
I hate LAN parties.
Grumpy Smurf
ohoh can i come next time please please????
toto
Too bad I cant be there...perhaps I will use the ways of the interweb to play next time.
enorym
I hate Grumpy Tim pretending to be Grumpy Smurf....
I see you!
Will the real Grump Smurf please identify yourself!
Stavos

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