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While
Duane was on vacation I molested his cats and violated his fish.
For these tasks I was given the moon goddess from the Dominican Republic as an addition to my Gnome collection.
If you look at the backside you can see why the title is fitting. My most exotic gnome yet, a close second to
the most disturbing gnome ever.
A year ago today was
moving day when all
Saturday and most of
Sunday my friends helped me move all my crap from Redford to Farmington Hills. Moving always reminds me how many great friends I have that are willing to move my underwear drawer. The transition to Farmington Hills was tough, requiring cutbacks to shirtless time and bigger investments in lawn maintenance, but now that a year has passed I've been properly assimilated into the local culture. The history (what was then the future) of my old house turned out to be much more interesting than I would have ever anticipated, with a complete failure to sell and some very interesting
renter events included. And yes, it's
still for sale but don't everyone go offering to buy it at once.
Shortly after 11:00pm lastnight an
exploit script was run against my
phpBB forums. Having laxed on my upgrade schedule, I was only at version 2.0.6 which was vulnerable to the exploit.
Stavos alerted me that anyone attempting to login to the forums was greeted with a database error. The hack created a bogus user theme and then set all users to that theme. I'm not quite sure what it was supposed to do after that, but I noticed a few user accounts on the DB I didn't recognize and quickly deleted them, then upgraded the forums to the latest version. All this was finished by 11:00am today. I'm still sorting through the logs to find the IP that ran the exploit, but I'm guessing it was a random bot that got lucky. If I'm wrong, hopefully we'll see some interesting changes on the server in the next few days.
Tonight was the first of a two bonfire weekend. The
Gnome Cam was switched to the back porch at 6:40pm for the event and shows the gradual progression of fire and intoxication. A security training book, Ypsilanti yellow pages, cell phone, motor oil and hard drive were
sacrificed to the bonfire gods. Probably not the best for the environment, but no worse than what goes up in smoke during a typical house fire. More importantly, the hot dogs weren't glowing from any of it. I was unsuccessful in cooking Keith over the fire, but there's always tomorrows bonfire at Senator Kelly's.
The growing number of action figures on my desk prompted todays
multiple
angle videos that
at the time were hilarious and may or may not hold comedy value for you.
Unfortunately my phone only records in the .3g2
format so you'll need
Quicktime to view them.
Shortly after the videos, they were arranged in the
following position which has prompted at
least 3 confused coworkers to give me dirty looks.
Lastnight I took the
engine and transmission out of my
Cougar with the help of Mark, Jason, Nick, Zack, Ron, Scott and other
MC-NECO members. We started at 11:00am and had the engine out by 9:30pm. The first four hours of the job involved removing the supercharger which was surprisingly the hardest part, but after that it was relatively easy except for an uncooperative ball joint. The entire event was recorded on yesterdays
Gnome Cam. In addition to the work on my Cougar, an engine rod bearing and a wheel bearing were replaced on two other Cougars. By far our most productive mod meet to date. Now that the guts are out of my Cougar I plan to bring it to
Leo's house for assistance in beefing up the transmission to properly handle the extra power from the supercharger. While it's out I also plan to upgrade to the proper headers and Y-pipe a forced induction car needs. Thanks to everyone who helped out, I definately would not have attempted anything like this without the help I received.
Almost 8 months ago an english guy from my work came up to me at Costco with a
Boohbah asking if it was a good secret santa gift.
It was definately the most disturbing childrens toy I had ever seen. Unfortunately I was not the recipient of it for the gift exchange, but I did manage to gain custody. It was eventually tortured and hung from the ceiling, then shortly afterwards it disappeared. Now travel in time with me to a month ago where I saw one on clearance for $10 at Meijer and had to buy it. Something about them just fascinates me, not the least of which is why on earth any kid would want one. Not 2 weeks after the purchase it also went missing. With two Boohbah's MIA I couldn't justify buying a third even at the bargain price of $10. Then today, mysteriously the original kidnapped Boohbah returned after evidently spending some time with Gene Simmons. I await the day when my second Boohbah is returned so I can finally mate them. How you ask? Check out
www.Boohbah.com for that answer.
Here they are, every session they offered at the
PDC05 conference I attended two weeks ago. Now you can put on your Windows Mobile hat and live the life of me for a week. Just make sure to pace yourself so you fall asleep toward the end to get the true experience.
After learning my
Treo 650 does not support Dial-Up Networking (DUN) I initially felt robbed. All I had to do with my 7135 was hookup the data cable and my phone became a high-speed modem. Then I found
this article which lead to
this site that had the hack to enable DUN on the Treo. Not only did it give me back my high-speed modem, but thanks to
Bluetooth it did away with the cord as well. Now I just need my phone near my laptop to connect to the internet at 150k anywhere I have phone service. I admit this isn't the most exciting thing on the planet, but right now it's pretty high up there for me.
With my
Kyocera 7135 "broken" I called my wireless carrier
for a replacement. The rumor that the
Treo 650
is replacing it was true and I now have one in my hand for $0. Needless to say I'm very happy with my carrier. My brief
flirtation with an
iMate JASJAR had me all hot and bothered for a new
phone so this one came at just the right time. This phone has Palm OS 5 as opposed to 4 on my old
Kyocera which means I can actually watch and record movies faster than 1 frame per second, enjoy a full 320x320 display,
and browse the web faster than 1 page an hour. All thanks to a 312Mhz processor (an upgrade from my they Kyocera's 33Mhz).
Don't get me wrong, my trusty armored 7135 was a great friend and served me well but it was starting to feel dated.
However the switch hasn't been without it's problems. I spent over 3 hours getting all my settings setup the way they
were on my old phone and I've already suffered from the CRB (Constant ReBoot) error where the phone
goes into a continuious reboot cycle. (NOTE: to fix this wipe out your memory and load your programs back one by one
till you find the one causing the reboot). I also miss my flip since it kept the keys/screen protected when
I wasn't using it. It figures 2 days after I get my 650 a
Treo 700w is announced that runs
Windows Mobile 5.
With the recent
sale of Palm to a company
looking to base the future OS versions off Linux I think it's safe to say the current incarnation of Palm OS will
be discontinued or at least become less popular in the near future. The additional (and most important) advantage
of Mobile 5 is you can develop for it using
Visual Studio which
I already know and love. Not one to ever be content with my current phone, I'm already eyeing the
Motorla Q Phone which also runs
Mobile 5 but in a thinner form factor than the Treo 700w. OK I'm done bragging about my phone. Feels good
to get that off my chest.
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