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BlogWhile in BizTalk training, we came across this slide. I labelled it "Urinating on Surveys causes Global Warming." Any better ones?
Yep, I found one. It's disguised as the police department. Just
search google local and you'll get directions. If you really want crack though, you'll have to enter the building and say the codeword "pigs all suck" before they'll direct you to the warehouse. Once there you can enjoy more crack than you thought would ever exist in one place. Mmmmm, crack house!
The long abandoned
Blacknova Traders game on this server has been reset. I randomly happened upon the latest
patch for the game fixing the DB and universe issues for PHP 4.3+ and MySQL 4.1+ (or so they say). If you're into this sort of thing, it's a clean slate for everyone. Think tradewars from the old BBS days. Additionally,
Steve has reset the
AtomicDetroit forums in the third attempt at spiritual revival.
Today in
BizTalk training, I could not get the song
You're the Best from the Karate Kid soundtrack out of my head. I proceeded to repeat the only memorable lyrics over and over prompting
this obnoxious .net program. It inspired
Brian to write his first equally useful .net program that he promised to post in the near future. When I got home, the
Jona radiator re-install was started in my garage by
Duane with
Jona assisting as best he could. InstaPool status: still stable.
With almost two months of 90+ degree weather I decided it was time to do something to cool down the summer before it was over. The best way to get cooler weather is to setup a pool that requires warm weather for heat, so that's exactly what I did. My infamous
InstaPool which was previously tied up in a sale that fell through was hauled out of my garage. After an initial structural failure requiring the use of
cinder blocks I managed to get it to cooperate and
retain water. Yes, it's a
documented fact that I'm a sexy shirtless man. Assuming it doesn't collapse, we should start seeing 60 degree weather shortly.
Lomar came over today for assistance with a
brake job on his wifes Saturn and introduced me to his latest music CD targeting a 41 year old employee at the Speedway he works at. The CD definately had artistic and comedic (mostly comedic) value to it. The music inspired what was by far the best part of the day, his stop-motion beer retreival documented to the right. I can't explain why but I laugh everytime it loops. Seriously. I have to turn off the screen just to catch my breath.
After creating the new
Cougarfest Archive, which generates photo thumbnails on the fly, I've noticed the CPU on this server spiking to 100% quite often. The 933Mhz machine has been just dandy up until now, but the .NET imaging library has a hunger for power that cannot be satisfied by a 4 year old machine. My options are to switch back to Linux, or buy new hardware. Since I'm all about the work/earn/buy programming of society, the choice is obvious for me. I'm currently on the lookout for cheap 64-bit barebone systems under $500. I plan to finally make the move to 64-bit on my desktop, and transplant my current motherboard/CPU to the server. The whole operation is complicated, time consuming, and expensive which is exactly the way I like it. All implied references are correct. Oh and Missy's first Cougarfest was last week and she had a blast, and I'm happy she came, and I'm happy she came (not a typo).
I again have monitors for sale, but this time I also snagged some laptop cases and docking stations. The laptop cases fit most any laptop, and the docking stations are for Dell Latitude laptops. Shoot me an email if interested in any of the above.
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Cougarfest, the yearly event I started for 1999-2002 Mercury Cougars ended yesterday. I decided to
tow my Cougar down to the event in case I ran into any transmission problems and made it all the way down safely only to rip my bumper off when backing off the trailer. Fortunatley I had a team of fellow Cougar owners with drills and zip-ties repairing it before I even got out of the car, a bonus of Cougarfest when in need of automotive repair. The rest of the weekend consisted of racing at
IRP, showing our cars in the hotel parking lot, and a general invasion of the city of Indianapolis by day. By night we retreated into an alcoholic haze of comradery around our cars, eventually flowing into various hotel rooms consuming varieties of alcohol until daytime. This was repeated for four days, with one hour of sleep resulting in complete exhaustion with a heavy dose of Post Cougarfest Depression (PCD). On the ride back I participated in some
construction slalom and picked up my new donated bumper from
EternalOne. After suffering a
tire blowout one hour from home my Cougar had enough, and I was ready to sleep for three days. I started the event because I liked my Cougar, but now I feel it's become more of an extended family reunion where family members all happen to drive the same car.
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...Can fit in a 2004 Ranger? That age-old question was finally
answered today when I crammed a total of 8 into the bed of my truck. If you're in the market for one, shoot me an email and we'll make a deal. Unless of course you work where I work, which is practically giving them away while the flat panel replacment squad is updating everyone to LCD monitors. Until I sell them I plan to display a picture of myself sitting in the middle of 8 monitors on each of them while I sit in the middle of 8 monitors.
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