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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-21-2005 Las Vegas Vacation View Webcam for 05-21-2005 4 COMMENTS
Every year, for the past 3 years, my work gives everyone a Las Vegas vacation including hotel and airfare. This year was the longest one yet spanning 4 days and 3 nights. I had grand plans to visit Hoover Dam and Area 51 but they were squashed by a persistant sore throat that air conditioning and desert air did not help. Fortunately Brian suggested playing Blackjack which turned out to be some good advice. I wound up with an extra $50 in my pocket just by sitting at a table for a few hours. According to the majority of those that went, it's the game with the best odds. I found out some people left with over $800 so my $50 victory was quickly overshadowed. The volcano didn't erupt as regular and the pirate ships in front of Treasure Island are now some kind of teen drama but other than that it's the same Vegas as before.
User Comments for 05-21-2005:
if the "Q" paid for the legal hookers i'd be impressed
Stavos
Mr. I-Hit-Four-21's-in-a-Sitting. I'm down 100$!
brian
Bitchin! STAR TREK! Brings back memories. The Klingon episode rocked.
Excelcier
Wish I could have gone too. Sounds like a grand time. I was in Las Vegas once with Brad for a little while before our flight to San Diego left.
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-17-2005 Update from I-77 View Webcam for 05-17-2005 8 COMMENTS
My GPS software told me to drive up I-77 instead of I-75 to return home. I never question technology so naturally I'm following the route it told me to presently. Missy has been driving for 7 hrs straight now and keeps asking for a break. I told her I have important things to do on the laptop and to shut up. Her sacrifice is bringing you this update, so appreciate it accordingly. My right rear tire is leaking air in protest of one too many SCCA races, so if I don't make it back the tire most likely blew up on a bridge and we fell 300 feet to our doom. Totals for the trip so far: 6 dead semi truck tires, 4 dead animals, 3 tanks of gas, 12 Hondas revving their engines at me and 5 vehicles with rainbow stickers (significantly less than our trip down, but we aren't north of I-80 yet).
User Comments for 05-17-2005:
Let me be the first to welcome you home. By the time you read this, you'll be home! Pics look like fun. Love the cleavage as always in the bikini shots Missy.. Fond memories from our Bahamas cruise when I see the bikini.
Excelcier
Sounds like fun, can i have crack cat if you don't make it?
Stavos
MEOWW MEOWW MEOWW!! That crack cat NEVER shuts up! hehehe... OK, I like Sam, I admit it.
Excelcier
Time to switch to Delorme. MS burns you every time ;-)
Duane
welcome home!
zac
The fun is always happening here in Orlando. Still, its never as fun as when the LLOYDS come to visit. That, my friend, is the most wonderful time of the year.
tim
He's gone again.... he's visiting Area 51
Stavos
can we go visit him?....ROAD TRIP
Zac

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-15-2005 Florida Vacation View Webcam for 05-15-2005 1 COMMENT
Today concluded my annual Florida Vacation. The trip down was my first time driving straight through to Florida. I drove 7:00pm to midnight, Missy drove midnight to 7:00am, then we alternated before a necessary 2hr nap at a rest stop. Total time was 23.5 hrs (including the nap/gas stops). A visit to Cocoa Beach revealed my favorite restaurant, the Moon Hut, had been sold to a mexican eatery which was rapidly raping the historical significance of the place. I was able to get some photos and make my peace before it was completely destroyed. Ironically, our favorite Mexican place, Azteca II was also shutdown. Is nothing sacred in my beloved Cocoa Beach? Fortunately, the Josephs were available to comfort Missy and I in our time of need. They live on a main street and one out of every five cars blast the song Gasolina while driving by. Tim quickly made an MP3 CD of the song for me so we could fit in as locals, which we blasted anytime we drove somewhere. We were also allowed to wear the official Clown Around Orlando wig and got several politically incorrect balloons by Tim. A trip to the Magic Kingdom completed our Whorelando visit, after which Joseph and I grappled heterosexually with his wifes approval. I can only hope that tomorrow FEMA will declare Michigan uninhabitable due to excessive depressing weather and my time in Florida will be extended.
User Comments for 05-15-2005:
Wow you guys did a lot! Oh BTW don't mind the indoor pool in your basement i was bored.
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-12-2005 Malibu's Most Wanted View Webcam for 05-12-2005 1 COMMENT
I was sent a link at work today about the 2003 movie called Malibu's Most Wanted. Not surprisingly, I had never heard of it, and now that it's over 2 years old I can talk about it and maintain my elitist non-conforming reputation since it's borderline commercially expired. The main characters name is B-Rad and that's all I know. According to the few people who have seen it that's all I need to know. I still plan to watch it just to see if the creative minds that came up with B-Rad have any other talents to share with the world. After all, I've been Brad for 27 years now and never came up with B-Rad on my own. It took a movie like this to open my eyes.
User Comments for 05-12-2005:
I remember seeing previews for this movie, and remember it because he reminds me of my brother. Movie probably went over budget with all the bling
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-10-2005 New Cougar Rotors View Webcam for 05-10-2005 2 COMMENTS
My Cougar has EBC Green Stuff brake pads as recommended by the SCCA instructor I had run my car last year. I quickly learned they run much hotter than normal brake pads. Unfortunately I learned this after I installed them and consequently, my rotors warp every 5,000 - 10,000 miles. Once the warping starts, I have to get them turned pretty quick or the steering wheel starts to shake out of my hand when I stop. It's only $20 to get them turned, but taking them on and off becomes time consuming so I decided to get some "serious" rotors. Enter the Power Slot Cryo-Treated Rotors. They are "warp resistant" and are designed for full ceramic pads. I installed them and they definitely look sweet. Hopefully I can keep my car off jack stands for another 50,000 miles this time.
User Comments for 05-10-2005:
Good job. BTW, your link sux, it's a dead link on "installed them"
Excelcier
Link works now
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-08-2005 Missy Moved the Gnome Cam View Webcam for 05-08-2005 6 COMMENTS
At the request of Stavos, the GnomeCam has been adjusted to compensate for the growth of the japanese maple in my front yard. You have Missy to thank for the fantastic view.
User Comments for 05-08-2005:
Thanks MISSY!!!!! XOXOXO
Excelcier
You have teh eye for teh Gnome, now we just need a Gnome....
Stavos
I hate japanese maples
Grumpy Smurf
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Brian
thanks missy :)
Zac
Create alternate style sheet damn it! I want to spend hours switching back and forth between styles like I do on my site, it's fun. imagine the hits you'd get!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-06-2005 Act of War: Direct Action View Webcam for 05-06-2005 8 COMMENTS
Stavos told me about this game and I hate him for it. I just can't stop playing it. It's not even that good of a game. It's the same command and conquer 3rd person type game as Dune 2000, Starcraft, and every other game where you build an army to attack the other guy with. There's only so many variations you can make on the concept, and this one is reusing about 90% of the games that came before it. Still, it's now 2:30am and I'm just now getting the will power to pull myself away from the computer. My only explanation is that they inject subliminal messages during the explosions to keep me playing.
User Comments for 05-06-2005:
World of Warcrack is just as bad. Very bad.
brian
I hate him for it too
Grumpy Smurf
Actually Jarid wouldn't shutup about it, then I got addicted then told you. The only way to stop the curse is to show it to another person then the curse will lift, its like of like the movie "the Ring"
Stavos
Time to rotate the Gnome cam, all i can see now is a tree
Stavos
So where's my copy so I can hate you too??
Excelcier
Here at Atomic Industry's we don't promote illegal software pirating rings. I can give you my copy :)
Stavos
That game was fun, but now i'm addicted to "Silent Hunter III" A WWII sub simulation game.
Stavos
I hate games
Grump Smurf

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-04-2005 Web Developer 2005 Express View Webcam for 05-04-2005 6 COMMENTS
I have an MSDN Universal subscription through work, which allows me use of every Microsoft product on up to 10 computers at work and home. Unfortunately, due to some paranoia at said place of employment, I'm unable to obtain my login for the subscription and get the latest Visual Studio 2005 Beta. Enter Visual Web Developer 2005 Express Beta 2. While a mouthful, it's a totally FREE (and stripped down) version of Visual Studio 2005 Beta. Both use the new Microsoft.NET 2.0 framework which has oodles (yes, oodles) of new features that make working in the old version seem tedious. A user navigation control I spent over an hour building is now of course a standard item in this new release. Eventually, you will just type what you want into a text box and Visual Studio will return a compiled application. No need for designing or coding. Probably the next release. At any rate, to quote ABC speak, "Now, more than ever" you should download this latest beta.
User Comments for 05-04-2005:
It's just been announced that Visual Web Developer 2006 Express will be called "Skynet"... Judgment day is coming!
Stavos
I'm waiting for Visual Web Developer 2006 Q3 Express Service Pack 3 Enterprise Edition before I install.
brian
It doesn't run on OS X. What a con. I'm suing.
Brian
You need VWD 2K6 Q3 ESP 3 EE for OS X. That will be out late December.
AtomicInternet
I hate VWD 2k6 Q3 ESP 3... ahhh forget it!
Gargamel
I hate Microsoft.NET
Grumpy Smurf

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 05-01-2005 Fuel Pump Replacement View Webcam for 05-01-2005 9 COMMENTS
Yesterday, Ron was driving my Cougar around during Missy and I's visit to the great white north. Sitting in the passenger seat, my fuel pump noise seemed even louder so I decided it was time to change it. I now have a great deal more respect for Duane who was the original installer of the pump. The fuel pump is located where 4 fuel lines and 6 wires intersect in a 4"x6" area under the car. Just manuvering tools around is difficult. 1.5 hours and several curse words later it's finally changed and sounds much more healthy.
User Comments for 05-01-2005:
Glad I could help! Thanks for letting me drive the "SUPERCHARGER". Hope Missy didn't hate the movie too much.
Excelcier
I'll be enjoying fuel pump fun soon, too. Glad I got to cut my teeth on your pimped ride.
Duane
Your hand will burn with the fire of fuel. I'm still getting high off the smell two showers later.
AtomicInternet
MMMmmm... fumes....
Excelcier
At what milage is it good to replace the fuel pump?
Stavos
This was the inline one for the supercharger, not my in-tank factory one. It sounded like it was going to go so I decided to be proactive.
AtomicInternet
I hate fuel pumps
Grumpy Smurf
yea brad i was wondering why yours is located there and not in the gas tank. it came with the supercharger kit?
Zac
I hate Smurfs
Gargamel

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-27-2005 Redford House for Sale View Webcam for 04-27-2005 11 COMMENTS
My old house is once again for sale, following the request for an early rental termination by my renters. Should the house sell, their rent is terminated. Until then, I'm getting paid to sell a house. With prime selling season coming up I can't be too upset about this turn of events. I also can't say I'm surprised, as the math freaks who stalk me already created a formula to predict this outcome. They factored in Redford Grill, the big move, the false sale and the dead guy and got a 67% probability of this happening. It seems impressive now, but they also calculated a 13% probability of Nukie coming back and doing a dance on the roof, burning it to the ground. While highly unlikely, it would have opened up alot more marketing opportunities.
BUY MY HOUSE!
User Comments for 04-27-2005:
paint it pink and purple and i'll take it!
Stavos
Move it to Canada and I'll take it!
Excelcier
ebay your house.... hmmm wonder how much the shipping would be for that?
Stavos
I would except that would be such a long drive for work for ang and I.
Kevin McCollum
Man it trips me out when you post. A guy here at work is also named Kevin McCollum. You get your MTX car yet?
AtomicInternet
No, i'm the real Kevin McCollum
The Real Kevin McCllum
I hate pink and purple and canada
I hate math freaks
Grumpy Smurf
I hate Nukie
Gargamel
meow meeeowwwww!
Azrael
OOOh I'll get you Smurfs if it's that last thing I do!
Gargamel pt. 2

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