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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-02-2005 I Sold My Carrot! View Webcam for 03-02-2005 6 COMMENTS
Project Carrot Auction was a moderate success with a total of 10 bids resulting in a final price of $6.50. While not the $10-20 I was hoping for it more than pays for the bag of carrots I found it in. The carrot went to a distinguished english gentleman who informed me he plans to keep the carrot "in a warm place close to his person." He also opted to pay for the carrot with an inflatable cat which we agreed would be of equal value to the carrot. I have a picture of this gentleman, but be warned he's very disturbing.
User Comments for 03-02-2005:
man put a MA rating on that pick I wont be able to sleep for weeks now
Stavos
brad i just tried loggin in on mc-neco.com and my admin rights are gone. i got message from people wanting to be verified but im back at "basic status" know what happen?
Zalec
Zack, email him. Sometimes he doesn't read all these comments. atomicinternet@gmail.com
Your Name
Sorry Zac, don't know how your access dropped. You're back to admin.
AtomicInternet
thanks Brad
Zac
Whats this have to do with carrots?
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-27-2005 Video Card Overclocking View Webcam for 02-27-2005 NO COMMENTS
Keith and Stavos are both avid video over clockers, but I never saw much of a need to over clock until my embarrassing benchmark results in comparison to Keiths setup. A disciple of the church of "less is faster" when it comes to software installs on windows I avoided installing a 3rd party over clocking application and never got to over clocking my video card. Recently, however, I found this article which has registry modifications to enable the NVIDIA clock speed utility already installed as part of my video driver. I quickly found that 400Mhz core and 800Mhz memory clock speeds were the fastest I could safely handle, which is about 20% faster than factory configuration. The benchmark reflected an 18% speed improvement which was noticeable, and most importantly, free. Geeks just get a kick out of knowing they are getting the most out of any kind of electronics component.

3DMark Score
(3DMarks)
3264

3867
GT1 - Return To Proxycon
(fps)
12.9

15.0
GT2 - Firefly Forest
(fps)
9.6

11.5
GT3 - Canyon Flight
(fps)
18.0
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-25-2005 Burning Shoe View Webcam for 02-25-2005 4 COMMENTS
While visiting Ron and Jen for dinner I decided to experiment with a fix for my squeaky shoes. Lately they have been making a noise similar to a duck quack when I walk. My theory is that the rubber layers have separated. The plan was to heat it up till the layers re-fuse again, ending the squeak. With the help of Ron's butane torch I was able to get it hot enough to stink up his house and half the neighborhood, but the squeaking prevailed. I still think the theory is correct, but to completely refuse the layers will require more burning than would be tolerated in any populated area. In case you've never burned shoe-grade rubber I can confidently tell you it stinks horribly. To celebrate our failure, I decided to consume a full quarter of a German chocolate cake.
User Comments for 02-25-2005:
My side hurts from laughing so much!! We got a call this morning that some people are coming to look at the house tommorow so I just finished cleaning the black rubber smears off my basement floor from you walking around on it!
Excelcier
Bye the way, you forgot your stolen pylon in my FRONT WHEEL DRIVE minivan.
Excelcier
I can't believe you erased my footsteps of love.
AtomicInternet
Not a hope in hell I'm going to respond to that comment!
Excelcier

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-22-2005 Project Carrot Auction View Webcam for 02-22-2005 4 COMMENTS
While eating out of a bag of baby carrots yesterday I found this distorted carrot that looked like it had been through hell. I'm theorizing another carrot wrapped around it before it went through the deskinning machine, after which if fell off, never to be found again. After the success of the "Virgin Mary Sandwich" I decided to try my luck and am currently selling it on Ebay complete with sappy story. I'm sure this experiment will wind up a non-event just like project flamingo, but for a 35¢ listing fee it's worth a shot. Wish me luck!
User Comments for 02-22-2005:
This is totally, and extremly....... Awesome! Well done
Stavos
I am speachless... you have reached an all time.... ?? I don't know....
Excelcier
I was wondering if you'd mind examining my own private distorted carrot. I've been a bit hesitant to show anyone, but I trust you... deeply.
brian
i wanted to make a comment but just like Ron..speechless
R1OT

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-20-2005 PROTONX Software Upgrades View Webcam for 02-20-2005 NO COMMENTS
It's been almost 4 months since I properly checked all the software in use on this server, so today I went through and made sure they are all up to date. I have tested everything on this server that I am aware of with these new versions and everything seems to work great. If you run into problems with a project you are running on this server email me with the issue and I'll try to help resolve it. Below are the current versions of all software in use:
ASP.NET:1.1.4322.573      PHP:4.3.10
ActivePerl:5.8.6.811      ActivePython:2.4.0
MySQL:4.1.10      MS SQL8.00.760
Win2k3:5.2 (Build 3790)      IIS:6.0
BmoonFTP:2.9.8.1715      FreeWX:2.03
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-19-2005 Congrats Mr. and Mrs. Joseph! View Webcam for 02-19-2005 3 COMMENTS
Yesterday at 5:30pm Mr. and Mrs. Joseph made their titles official. They have yet to give me photos, so instead I offer photos of them drunk at my new years party. In addition, I decided to create this masterpiece which is a representation of thier wedding assuming Stavos, Enorym and I were invited to attend.
User Comments for 02-19-2005:
Must of been a hell of a party, because I don't remember any of it! Congrads to the JOESPH's
Stavos
Pictures here - http://f1.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/timmyj01
Tim
Congrats!
Brian

weir Yesterday at work a co-worker was firing rubber bands at me (a common event) when I decided to turn and face him. It was a bad choice since a rubber band was fired at that same instant impacting directly onto my eyeball. The pain was intense enough to make me sick to my stomach, and my tear system was pumping a gallon of water into my eye every hour. After I got the courage to open the affected eye my vision through it was pink and hazy, prompting a call to the doctors. After many comparisons to "Ralphie" from "A Christmas Story" I was given eye drops and sent on my way. The plus side is I can now register with WEIR and join their elite club of members. After browsing through their site my injury suddenly seems like a blessing.
User Comments for 02-18-2005:
HAHAHAHAHA... sorry about that but I couldn't resist. Glad you're OK.
Excelcier
You'll shoot your eye out kid!
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 02-06-2005 Carnival Valor View Webcam for 02-06-2005 1 COMMENT
All last week I was on the Carnival Valor crusing around the eastern caribbean. If you find yourself thinking you need to be fatter and lazier I highly recommend a cruise. It's like a city that floats around from port to port, with all the food you can manage to stuff into your face. Photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
User Comments for 02-06-2005:
I do that at home for free
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-28-2005 Battle of the Benchmarks (Part 53) View Webcam for 01-28-2005 NO COMMENTS
Stavos was all geeked about the new 3DMark05 Benchmark lastnight and convinced me to run it on my system. I have an entire section of my site dedicated to system specifications so it would be against my religion not to run a performance benchmark. I thought I'd fair pretty decently considering my recent upgrades but after getting my results I once again confirmed that no matter how current your system is, it's never fast enough. Watching a high-res graphic demo at less than 15 fps brought me back to 1995 when I ran a creative labs demo on my old IBM PS/2 65sx with similar results. Fortunately back then I was locked into the proprietary micro-channel architecture and an upgrade would have literally cost $1,000. Now with better video cards approaching the $200 mark the temptation is there, with my lack of time for quality gaming as the final boundry that will hopefully keep me in the realm of reality (and budgets).
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 01-27-2005 Desktop Weather Application View Webcam for 01-27-2005 3 COMMENTS
AtomicInternet Weather I recently installed a weather station at my house and all the streaming data it spits out got me all excited about what to do with it. Ignoring the fact that I'm probably the only one who will actually care about the weather conditions at my house, I forged ahead with my Automatic Weather Station webpage. Not satisfied, I set a program to send updates to Weather Underground and created an XML Version of the weather page. This of course lead to the creation of my Desktop Weather application to Download The Appconsume the XML (requires .NET framework). Now that I can visit my webpage, a Weather Underground webpage, and have the temperature on my desktop I can finally rest.
User Comments for 01-27-2005:
I beta tested it, it's great except he needs it to minimize to the system tray and a little sun or cloud or rain icon on the system tray icon... I posted this so Brad will have no choice but to comply HAHAHAH! All your weather station belong to us!
Stavos
program doesnt work Brad. "The application failed to initalize properly (0x0000135) Click ok to terminate the application. thats what it says
Zalec
You need the microsoft .net framework, available at http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com
AtomicInternet

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