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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-10-2004 Lomar Lives Again! View Webcam for 04-10-2004 1 COMMENT
Lastnight Lomar, was asked to do an interview for SBK Radio about his Anti-Brad and other popular songs. Somehow the songs made their way to Texas and have a significant following in the area. Lomar, his fiance, Ryan and I huddled around my computer for the interview, followed by a live performance of the Anti-Brad song courtesy of Lomar and Ryan. Afterwards we decided to go for a beer run and steal an ice cream sign to dedicate to his live performance. Look for the DVD in stores!
User Comments for 04-10-2004:
SBK Radio wont authorize me to look at it!
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-09-2004 The Passion of the Christ View Webcam for 04-09-2004 NO COMMENTS
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Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-07-2004 I'm (not) lovin it! View Webcam for 04-07-2004 4 COMMENTS
Not Lovin It About a month ago I started singing the latest idiotic (and blatently targeted) McDonalds slogan over and over in my head. It was on it's way to being etched into my subconsciousness when I found myself singing it only while debugging code. The self defense mechanism of my mind had turned the evil jingle into a sarcastic commentary. Now I consciously chant it when something goes wrong and everyone gets the joke. While the Quizno's commercials stuck with the public because they were flat out funny, the McDonald commercials stick in your head because you're left struggling to find a point. Extremes are definitely the most effective marketing tool.
User Comments for 04-07-2004:
Speaking of annoying songs... I'm sick fo those badgers!
tim
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Fuckin' a. Anyways, now that my Absolut-inspired ass has managed to navigate the difficulty of your comment-adding utilities, I have this to say: FUCK Quiznos. As a resident of Ann Arbor, I can say with 100% certainty that Quiznos has completely ripped off JIMMY JOHN'S advertising campaign, mainly targeted at stoned college-aged youths. And it's not working out here. In fact, as a member of the Ann Arbor community, I am nowhere near reluctant to declare that QUIZNOS SUCKS. Who the fuck wants to pay another $3 just for the poor sap behind the counter to put your damn sandwich onto a slowly moving toaster device. Pointless. I would rather have my nuttsack properly emptyed by a Bangledeshi immigrant. Not that that's a bad thing. In fact, if anyone wants to alleviate the pressure in my scrotum, please e-mail me, BOBAWITZ@HOTMAIL.COM
s. p. s. j. n. LaPointe
How about that Bachelor party? That's what I thought.
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 04-04-2004 Go fly a kite View Webcam for 04-04-2004 1 COMMENT
Today was yet another blustery day, but instead of hiding inside we decided to go fly a kite! Unfortunately the string we used was not suited for the wind speed and broke frequently. Thanks to Melissa the kite repair turnaround time was minimal. We decided to head to the dollar store for some upgraded string in preperation for the next blustery day. When we returned, we found an exciting addition to the favored spot for random pooping.
User Comments for 04-04-2004:
play the video and have the badger song play in the background, and you'll see Mr Atomic dancing with the song
Stavos

User Comments for 04-01-2004:
Badgers, a snake, and a musroom what more do you need?
Stavos
www.badgerbalm.com
tim

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-30-2004 Are you diabetic? View Webcam for 03-30-2004 3 COMMENTS
Watching broadcast TV for more than 20 minutes will result in at least one advertisement for a drug you need to be taking or a health problem you may have "but might not even know it!" Clearly, we are a nation of potential health problems just waiting to happen. The only way to delay your inevitible sickness and/or death is to take the advertised drugs as often as recommended. Since I'm a sugar junkie, I'm clearly a high risk for diabetes. However, I took this test that says otherwise. Unwilling to accept that I'm not at high risk for at least one major health problem I decided to ignore the results and continue my regiment of sugar in the hopes that I'll soon be dependant on insulin. Any volunteers willing to inject me in the ass?
User Comments for 03-30-2004:
Thanks again to boogle: [Medicine is] a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind. - Napoleon Bonaparte
AtomicInternet
We can inject each other. It'll be the bomb.
tim
I'm in for a Diabetic Injection party!!! BYOEP (Bring your own Epi-Pen)
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-29-2004 Boogle.com View Webcam for 03-29-2004 1 COMMENT
For those of you not in "the know," I'll give you a helper course. Google is dead. Long live Boogle! Anybody who's anybody is using Boogle, don't get left behind.
User Comments for 03-29-2004:
A good quote from boogle: The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your emotional attachment to that opinion.
AtomicInternet

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-24-2004 Frankenbot View Webcam for 03-24-2004 1 COMMENT
Steve came over tonight for some Lego Mindstorm entertainment. We wound up building the Frankenbot, a sick and perverted vehicle that defied all structural engineering rules. Surprised it held together, we let it loose downstairs to torment my cat. The sheer hideousness (and massive rear spoiler) prompted the cat to run for the safety of the basement immediately. Victorious, the Frankenbot wandered around aimlessly. It was a formidable machine but soon realized it had no real enemy and sadly destroyed itself. Although the death of the Frankenbot was sad, it did entertain us for the better part of an hour, and proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that my cat is a whimp.
User Comments for 03-24-2004:
FYI: Frankenbot 2.0 is in the works!!!! More weird, more hideous, more sad! CODE NAME: MYRN
Stavos

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-23-2004 Boxelder Bugs View Webcam for 03-23-2004 3 COMMENTS
Boxelder Bugs Last fall I came home to an entire side of my house covered with these little monsters. The next morning they were gone, or so I thought. Throughout the winter I spotted more and more boxelder bugs in various places around my house. I finally found a high concentration near my basement window, and pulled aside a board to reveal their lair. I quickly vacuumed about 80 of them and dumped them in the snow. I did this a few more times (yes there were that many) and they finally started to thin out. Thinking I had won, I forgot about them until about a week ago. Once again they are showing up in various places and this time I'm on a mission. Fortunately this very informative site has some good ammunition for me to try. If the GnomeCam cuts out in the next week it probably means they won.
User Comments for 03-23-2004:
your like Willard the Rat king except with Boxelder bugs...
Stavos
You'll never beat us, we breed 1,000,000 X more then rabbits and live in EVERY orpheus in your house I mean EVERY single one if you catch my drift! .....So whens dinner?
Boxelder bug
oh no that horrible.
Zac

Rating: 3 - Link to this Article 03-18-2004 Fun with Visio 2003 View Webcam for 03-18-2004 4 COMMENTS
I recently discovered the joy of ER Diagrams with Visio 2003. With no artistic ability whatsoever I was able to create a representation of our server environment at work. Not satisfied with the number of icons I was able to use, I decided to create an overly detailed diagram of my home network. And now you know how this page got to your screen.
User Comments for 03-18-2004:
I DIDNT KNOW THAT!!! OMG THATS SOO GAY!
enorym
its gay but then again what do I know? I'm just an associate.
tim
Yes, but you're an associate I enjoy associating with, therefore you are a good friend.
AtomicInternet
I think it's sweet but the creator of it's gay, glad to clear that up
Stavos

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